Alita Ingle 

• Urshan College •

[Alita Ingle  @litabug01]

I should start my own cooking show 😌

[Alita Ingle  @litabug01]

HAHAHAHAHA TEENA SNAPPED

[Alita Ingle  @litabug01]

HAHAHAHAHA TEENA SNAPPED

[Alita Ingle  @litabug01]

@_Taylor_McAdams Or the freshman that had a 3-tier cart for the community bathroom

[travis jones @travispjones]

Forgot to mention if you’re talking to a dude now & he hasn’t taken you on a proper date yet like mentioned below, leave him with the trash you take out. You deserve more than some “what do you wanna do” text & empty compliments in your DM. That’s a boy, not a man.

[Alita Ingle  @litabug01]

@travispjones Stop, I’m crying.. can you move to STL? I need this kind of encouragement in my life every day 😭❤️

[Alita Ingle  @litabug01]

This makes me sad, because no.

[travis jones @travispjones]

Ladies, have you ever been on a legit date? Like dude asked you out verbally, chose the time & place, picked you up & spoiled you for the evening. Has it happened yet?

[travis jones @travispjones]

@litabug01 Nobody deserves a queen like you yet then. Leave them on read.

[Alita Ingle  @litabug01]

@travispjones Literally a completely different person!!!

[Alita Ingle  @litabug01]

My nanny kid is in bed by 7 every night and I honestly don’t know what to do with myself.

[Alita Ingle  @litabug01]

@Wills__Way

[Alita Ingle  @litabug01]

@_Taylor_McAdams TaylorN’BlakeZenAdams

[Alita Ingle  @litabug01]

@_Taylor_McAdams Remember when you asked me to go to Starbucks with you and then asked me to drive bc u were tired 😂😂😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[Alita Ingle  @litabug01]

@_Taylor_McAdams You were such a sacred being your whole life

[Alita Ingle  @litabug01]

@K_krupp24 I did this to my Latin teacher but with my words and she called my mom who went on to say the same thing that I did and my teacher cried 🙂

[Alita Ingle  @litabug01]

My house is clean, my sheets are washed, and my puppers has been walked. Now I feel complete 😌

[cheez-itchrist @yivinne]

Sister: say “star spangled banner”
Mom: star bagel banana

My mom passed her citizenship test! 😎🍾🇺🇸

[Selina ✨ @flowerchhild]

Why did my friend find a sugar daddy on tinder and this was their text convo 😂