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[litahaq @litahaq]

🤢🫩😪

[Gramedia Pustaka Utama 📕 @bukugpu]

Terima kasih atas karya-karya luar biasa dan setiap kisah yang menemani perjalanan kami. Rest in Peace, Keigo Higashino. Kisahmu akan selalu hidup 🕊️✨

[ꦩꦸꦂꦠꦝ @MurtadhaOne1]

BEDA MASA BEDA ISTILAH
(untuk para boomer agar nyambung ke Gen Z)

Dulu termos sekarang tumbler.
Dulu parsel sekarang hampers.
Dulu loakan sekarang preloved.
Dulu ngamuk sekarang tantrum.
Dulu pagar-ayu sekarang bridesmaid.
Dulu bercerita sekarang spill.

Dulu ingin tahu sekarang kepo.
Dulu galau sekarang overthinking.
Dulu makanan dibungkus sekarang take away.
Dulu caper, sekarang pick-me.
Dulu piknik sekarang healing.
Dulu ngeluyur sekarang travelling.
Dulu muhibah sekarang studi banding.

Dulu prihatin sekarang low budget lifestyle.
Dulu sensitif sekarang baperan.
Dulu her sekarang remedial.
Dulu ngirit sekarang frugal living.
Dulu banci, homo, lesbian sekarang LGBTQ.
Dulu warkop (warung kopi) sekarang cafe.
Dulu cukong sekarang sugar daddy.
Dulu testing sekarang UAS.

Dulu NEM sekarang TKA.
Dulu buruan sekarang gercep.
Dulu tustel sekarang kamera.
Dulu blitz sekarang flash.
Dulu es teh sekarang ice tea.
Dulu pecel sekarang salad.
Dulu sepiring 2 ribu sekarang 20 ribu.
Dulu gemuk tembem sekarang gemoy.
Dulu tanggal tua sekarang intermittent fasting.
Dulu programming sekarang coding.

Dulu sahabat sekarang bestie.
Dulu karyawisata sekarang class outing.
Dulu camping sekarang glamping.
Dulu bantingan sekarang split bill cc.
Dulu siomay sekarang dimsum.
Dulu oblong sekarang t-shirt.                    
Dulu mencongak sekarang imla.
Dulu pelonco sekarang bully.      

Dulu mas, kang, uda sekarang bro.
Dulu mbak, teteh, uni sekarang sis.
Dulu numpang tenar sekarang clout chasing.
Dulu pamer sekarang flexing.
Dulu beli loakan sekarang thrifting.
Dulu ikut-ikutan sekarang FOMO.
Dulu diam-diam menghilang sekarang ghosting.
Dulu pacaran sekarang dating.

Dulu kenalan sekarang networking.
Dulu jualan sekarang live shopping.
Dulu kelontong sekarang minimarket.
Dulu telepon rumah sekarang video call.
Dulu surat sekarang DM.
Dulu pos kilat sekarang gmail.
Dulu wesel sekarang transfer atau qris.
Dulu suasana sekarang vibe.
Dulu kesebelasan sekarang squad.
Dulu tanya ke "orang pintar"  sekarang tanya ke AI.

Dan jangan lupa ...
Dulu 7 ribu sekarang 18 ribu.

[Handoko Tjung @handokotjung]

Before I know you, my life sucked.

After I know you, my life suckedung kading pak dungding dungpak dungking.

[ᜰ @markklfc]

Lamine Yamal on Lionel Messi after Spain’s FIFA World Cup triumph over Argentina.

🗣️ Lamine Yamal: “Tonight I lifted the World Cup for Spain, but I also experienced something I’ll tell my children one day. The man who once held me as a baby was standing on the other side of the pitch, fighting for the same dream. Football has a beautiful way of bringing stories full circle.”

“When I looked at Messi after the final whistle, I didn’t just see an opponent. I saw the player who made millions of kids, including me, believe football could be art. I saw the man whose videos I watched over and over, trying to copy things that nobody else could do.”

“I know this defeat will hurt him. You don’t play with that much passion, carry your country again and again, and lose a World Cup final without feeling pain. Even in defeat, he kept demanding the ball, creating chances and refusing to stop believing. That’s what champions do.”

“People will talk about Spain winning this World Cup, and they should. But they’ll also remember that, at an age when most legends have already retired, Messi was still making the world’s best defenders panic every time he touched the ball. That’s extraordinary.”

“The photo of Messi bathing me became one of football’s most iconic images. Today we took another picture together, but this time I could thank him face to face. Without players like him, kids like me wouldn’t dare dream this big.”

“One day another generation will replace mine too. That’s football. But there will never be another Lionel Messi. Records can be broken and trophies can be won, but inspiring an entire generation to fall in love with the game is something only a few people in history will ever achieve.”

“Tonight belongs to Spain. Tomorrow, the debates will continue. But my respect for Lionel Messi will never change. He didn’t need to win this final to prove who he is. For me, he’ll always be one of the greatest players football has ever seen, and sharing the pitch with him was a privilege I’ll carry for the rest of my life.”

[🇹🇷 Transfer Haberleri ⚒ @Transferhaber6]

Lamine Yamal'ın küçük kardeşi, Nico Williams'ın saçından korkuyor... 🤗😅

[litahaq @litahaq]

Mau nenangin bapak-bapak Argentina dulu 😌

[𝑪𝒊𝒂. @librienne]

Ya maaf deh, kalau hobi membaca buku ternyata nggak sepenting bayar kipas untuk kopdes.

[litahaq @litahaq]

Dulu sampe nyimpenin tiket XXI karena sebenernya aku nggak suka nonton, tapi nonton sama dia itu salah satu hal yang paling menyenangkan meskipun aku ngang ngeng ngong nggak paham filmnya.
Sekarang udh nggak pernah nonton lagi, sama sekali, terakhir ke bioskop tahun 2019 🥹

[𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆 @skipberat]

Balikin format tiket XXI kyk dulu woiii 😭

[cewe pusing @cewekpusink]

"Duit ga dibawa mati" EMANG, KAN DUITNYA DIBAWA FEBRI, ADA KALI 700 MILIAR TUH

[sabo @plisitin]

warga jaga warga
polisi jaga dapur mbg
tentara jaga rumah jampidsus
pemerintah jaga sembung (bawa golok)

[Handoko Tjung @handokotjung]

Dua skill manusia dewasa yang penting untuk dikuasai:

1. Cari relasi
2. Cara relakan.

[sosmed keras @sosmedkeras]

Kita butuh nama baru untuk benda ini

[litahaq @litahaq]

kocak

[litahaq @litahaq]

Beberapa hari kemarin, rasanya hidup kehilangan spark. Nggak semangat ngapa-ngapain. Cuman satu hal yang aku tunggu-tunggu yaitu Portugal tanding.

Tadi pagi balik sedih lagi 😭
gini amat dah😂

[unmag @unmagnetism]

messi 7 gol
mbappe 7 gol
haaland 7 gol
ronaldo 7 juli tersingkir dr piala dunia

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[Pujayy’’ @pujaaaa_da]

sesajen buat gen z 100 tahun yang akan datang 🙏🏻

[sarah @sarfazee]

cara paling cepat buat detachment, atau lepas dari seseorang yang sebenarnya lo pengen banget ada di hidup lo, adalah dengan ngebiarin dia ngelakuin apa pun yang dia mau. dari situ, lo bakal lihat sebenarnya apa yang dia pilih. kalau dia milih buat kehilangan lo, ya biarin. kalau dia memilih orang lain, ya biarin juga.

“oh, ternyata dia emang nggak milih gue.”
tapi itu jauh lebih baik daripada lo terus-terusan ngabisin energi dan perasaan untuk orang yang memang nggak memilih lo. sometimes, closure doesn’t come from explanations. it comes from their actions.

[litahaq @litahaq]

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