Espírito Santo

Better than some people. More chill than most

[Espírito Santo @litebeaner]

@RealPostFolder While she’s still crying, walk up to her slowly and just stand an inch from her for a min. After a while, swiftly grab her by the throat and hold her there for a min. Then just gently start licking the tears falling from her eyes.

[Espírito Santo @litebeaner]

@RealSkipBayless Exactly why Toronto won a fake trophy

[Espírito Santo @litebeaner]

@Kazeem Then I’ll jerk off

[Espírito Santo @litebeaner]

@WildSentences Dumb. They probably pay all the bills already anyways, otherwise he wouldn’t ask you to pay rent. Don’t be fake bro. Just don’t.

[Espírito Santo @litebeaner]

@RealPostFolder I know this guy in real life. He’s the fastest man alive, I swear. He was also accepted to Harvard Law, but said he wouldn’t be able to enroll. He refused to tell us why, but said “I gotta go change my girlfriend’s underwear.” Strange fast man, he was.

[Espírito Santo @litebeaner]

@ywomendeservles She should have made her friend promise if they tried it with the friends husband, they have to try it also with her husband too.

[Espírito Santo @litebeaner]

@IsoRadss He’s French, duh

[Espírito Santo @litebeaner]

@t6luzlx6 Sperm has to be frozen to be preserved… like at sperm banks. What kind of Eskimo pussy you fucking, where it lasts 30 years in that vageen?

[Espírito Santo @litebeaner]

@KILLTOPARTY Take the pussy, you dummy

[Espírito Santo @litebeaner]

@sasha_banichek @KILLTOPARTY Hmmm… I don’t know what I was expecting Sasha. Something better, but not exactly sure what 🤔

[Espírito Santo @litebeaner]

@sasha_banichek @KILLTOPARTY Thank you! The Santo family recognizes the Banichek family on this day. Game recognizes gay.

[Espírito Santo @litebeaner]

@JoMaddenSports Probably false. But I want to see Spike Lee cry 😆

[Espírito Santo @litebeaner]

@el_budget Absolute bitch slap 👋

[Espírito Santo @litebeaner]

@_leeescobedo Not a god damn thing 😆

[Espírito Santo @litebeaner]

@RealPostFolder Stop lying

[Espírito Santo @litebeaner]

@downbadcomment As soon as she gets comfortable in a new relationship, all that baggage returns, bro. Give it time!