aldi the scorpio

a better surrealist than salvador

[aldi the scorpio @liter_ali]

On twitter in the club

[Communist Daughter @400luxblows]

When people ask me where I got my tabis and I have to pretentiously say Margiela

[aldi the scorpio @liter_ali]

Holding back laughing at my podcast in public, people keep thinking im smiling at them😔

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

SILENT NIGHT

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

getting called crazy but never ugly

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

Caught myself finding beauty in everyone but me

[aldi the scorpio @liter_ali]

Its not haram if you drink a beer in the shade during ramadan.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i am normal about sex & also food. i am normal about sex & also food. I AM NORMAL ABOUT SEX & also food

[aldi the scorpio @liter_ali]

Everyone prepare to shimmy😤

[black trans masc will ferrell @czechwun]

thinking about downtown

[mariana @pastapilled]

You guys use chatgpt for your grocery lists? I go to the grocery store with no list at all and my life is so beautiful

[b @ravinghuh]

dream coke bump rotation

[tommy @tommyfication]

mary be like IJBOL (i just birthed our lord)

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

visiting your parents’ house is all about sitting in the living room on your phone

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

need a handful of pills from lisa rinna’s ziploc

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

kim kardashian santa baby video

[aldi the scorpio @liter_ali]

No one understands nadia lee cohen like i understand nadia lee cohen.

[aldi the scorpio @liter_ali]

My favourite thing about anal, is that i can now gauge the size of my shits.