jim

currently rebranding

[jim @literallgarbage]

little orphan funkhauser

[Dan Baltic @baltic_dan]

“Do you really think I would suck your dick and eat your shit if there remained the slightest chance of your affecting the outcome? I sucked your dick 35 minutes ago”

[jim @literallgarbage]

If I get hantavirus it better kill me

[jim @literallgarbage]

@sioos17 This is not good

[chloe 🇦🇷 @ChloeNumberIII]

Bing https://t.co/6APwt8XWaI

[jim @literallgarbage]

found a fresh enough zyn in the urinal earlier it kept me going for 30 minutes

[jim @literallgarbage]

clippin my fingernails inside da uber

[CWH @calebwholm]

Alcohol is really important for the social health of the West and young people need to drink MORE

[jim @literallgarbage]

Sometimes I sip my beer the same time as a stranger for a while just for my sick kicks

[jim @literallgarbage]

Aja by Steely Dan

[confusion @confusionkys]

TRUTHNVKE

[jim @literallgarbage]

complete unknown review: he didn’t say it

[jim @literallgarbage]

@JVMonte2 My old school by steely Dan

[jim @literallgarbage]

@iantheCROAT Dirty Work by Steely Dan

[jim @literallgarbage]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re dressed up as your owala

[em @subtlewetsocks]

I have a headache because my boyfriend was laying in bed casting spells on me while I slept

[jim @literallgarbage]

I’m griffin on my peter

[jim @literallgarbage]

cant sleep so im laying in bed casting spells

[em @subtlewetsocks]

I have two jugs of distilled water in my kitchen that I bought for my plants. one has fertilizer in it. tell me why my boyfriend has been drinking my fertilized water for my plants and when I told him that's what it was he said "Oh is that why I've felt amazing all day?"

[jim @literallgarbage]

I will not be diluting anything

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

How generational trauma works

[jim @literallgarbage]

i am experiencing