* joe

my memory is like swiss cheese: dense and rich, but filled with random holes of various sizes.

[* joe @literally_dad]

hi twitter it’s been a minute. why does it smell different in here?

[* joe @literally_dad]

hi twitter, did i miss anything?

[* joe @literally_dad]

i have not been on twitter for a while. did anything happen here the last few years?

[* joe @literally_dad]

oh here we go with this shit #refs

[* joe @literally_dad]

hey look! tony romo finally made it to the super bowl!

[* joe @literally_dad]

@GioWFAN gretzky said he wouldn’t skate to where the puck was, he would skate to where the puck is going to be

[* joe @literally_dad]

it’s beginning to look a lot... https://t.co/H4bESH37vn

[* joe @literally_dad]

it’s officially christmas season when this song gets played! #santaisafriendofmine #sonseed #thespecialbrew https://t.co/2qgFhv6YNU

[* joe @literally_dad]

me rn. https://t.co/EVxzQqUQVu

[* joe @literally_dad]

another one bites it 🤣 https://t.co/Wg99nj6O4m

[* joe @literally_dad]

from now on, i wish to be known as ‘the emperor daft serious’ https://t.co/Fr15r2Ijwp

[* joe @literally_dad]

ok this made me laugh https://t.co/ytQVRiqueU

[* joe @literally_dad]

how you treat the weak is your true nature calling. https://t.co/e0VNikL8xp

[* joe @literally_dad]

#nowplaying https://t.co/uWnHiLP4pw

[* joe @literally_dad]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/4ItWTdKoGN

[* joe @literally_dad]

mr. bones in his seasonal headgear. https://t.co/qyNWqiSMFW

[* joe @literally_dad]

really not frickin amused. https://t.co/a2pMtL9hJf

[* joe @literally_dad]

not amused, part 2. https://t.co/D4w3xVwjtl

[* joe @literally_dad]

not amused. https://t.co/b3R8xhH8Em

[* joe @literally_dad]

LOLOLOLOLOL FUCK THE JETS FOREVER