charles asswart

raisin bran is overhated

[kinga @gonerboner]

Jesus dying on the cross:

[pris @pwiscila]

I’m actually a little bit of an Angel Investor myself. My friends are the angels and I am Invested

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

im a fake idgafer. i actually gaf. igaf a lot.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

No idea who this is but they’re kinda spittin right now

[charles asswart @literallyfried]

there is something so unmatched about your favorite artist releasing a new project and it meeting your expectations #HURRYUPTOMORROW

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

me 13 minutes in #HURRYUPTOMORROW

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

we would be so lost without garlic.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

the bible:

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

I wanna party with king Julian so fucking bad

[charles asswart @literallyfried]

going to chipotle and watching your disappointing bowl be assembled really sucks bc now i don’t even want food

[charles asswart @literallyfried]

@kennedyystephen @whatshmovesbaby a baby in heat

[mrs. officer @whatshmovesbaby]

take one shot, blow chunks, read the wall street journal, thug out to future

[charles asswart @literallyfried]

i know who rick ross is… i dont know what pears are ???

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

rolling up to the girl scouts set up outside a grocery store

[David Ruff @dcarterruff]

Two Celsius no breakfast

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

After a long day of saying wildly offensive things I like to unwind and think about how beautiful and kind I am

[charles asswart @literallyfried]

leaving the office before noon is my subtle vibe

[charles asswart @literallyfried]

“i’m craving chatter” -me: “yum chowder, fries, pepper, tabasco. yes.”