mara

honestly am just making it up as a go along

[mara @literallymara]

😭

[danlet @evildanevil]

trust me we know your spotify wrapped is Taylor, Swift and harry styles we know just by looking at you

[mara @literallymara]

just saw the replies saying the same thing I thought this was an Original Thought I promise

[mara @literallymara]

Are these cans just a wee example in case we don’t know what alcohol looks like?? how can the confiscate unopened cans what if u were on your way to a wee (private garden) bbq?? Genuine question officers

[mara @literallymara]

I say baffled i am also not surprised 🤪🤪

[mara @literallymara]

sooooo baffled by all the outraged responses to this, wit do people do in public toilets that ive been missing out on??? Weirdos

[simonrimmer @simonrim]

our decision to have unisex toilets was not taken lightly. We have trans and non binary customers and staff.We also have a separate accessible toilet for any person who finds the unisex toilets unacceptable. We listen to feedback from customers constantly

[mara @literallymara]

@ellemacpearce @spookyschemo wtf that’s so fucked

[mara @literallymara]

IT NOT SHE !!!!

[mara @literallymara]

is it just me or does she sound Scottish 😭😭😭

[Josh @joshbechill5]

The first sex robots are about to hit the market

[mara @literallymara]

#NewProfilePic

[mara @literallymara]

@taylerlc_ @HibernianFC Yes :(

[mara @literallymara]

@SarahKS26 @Hermesparcels Wtf!!!

[STV @WeAreSTV]

🛷 🎄 Let's kick off December with a throwback to little legend Aylan!

[mara @literallymara]

@jgilhooley96 Carlsberg day

[James B Watt MBE @JamesBWatt]

🍻Mega Competition Time!🍻

We are opening a @BrewDog bar in Las Vegas!

Retweet for the chance to win an amazing 4 day trip to Las Vegas to the official opening for you and a friend.

3 lucky winners will be picked at random.

[mara @literallymara]

@littlenerdyscot I just scrolled through too what an experience

[mara @literallymara]

@jgilhooley96 How does this correlate 🤔

[mara @literallymara]

@jgilhooley96 Don’t be smelly

[mara @literallymara]

:))) rank

[lucy @charterislou]

Can I chose who my taxes go to coz there are some bums out there that I’d rather die then pay for their days out ? GO TO WORK X

[mara @literallymara]

I am not older than THE teletubbies ?