Melina

welcome to my farm

[🛸 @SpliffMeister]

we have to remove this idea that its socially unacceptable or wrong to want to learn

[Melina @literallymelon]

lms if u like warm cucumbers

[Melina @literallymelon]

when I grow up I want to be troyboi

[Brae ❂ @brae_22]

You know you’re going through it when you take the long way home and drive the speed limit

[Melina @literallymelon]

I just got called “pistachio” by a 6 year old

[Melina @literallymelon]

@awonderland I have sketchers with tiny zipper pockets

[Melina @literallymelon]

ben & jerry’s cookie dough ice cream, who’s with me?

[Melina @literallymelon]

am I getting old if i don’t understand 2/5 of these references https://t.co/qhYSvfjCR1

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

people who think it’s laurel:

• are correct

people who think it’s yanny:

• eat pizza with a fork and knife
• don’t use turn signals
• ask for snapchat streaks
• film fights vertically on their phones
• didn’t understand infinity war’s ending

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

I hate when I’m at the bar & the bartender says “hey get that toad out of here” are you fucking kidding me ? I’m just here chillin w my toad having a beer. Look at him he’s wearing a little vest. Fuck you man don’t talk trash to me & my little toad I got right here

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Research has shown that it's possible to globally convert to alternative energies within the next two to four decades.

[andy @heyitsandy_]

You're lying to yourself if you say the smell of fresh bread doesn't turn you on and I'm sorry you can't admit to your kink

[Melina @literallymelon]

you don’t need an excuse to recognize the magic you possess yourself

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

bröther i ate the spaghëts

[Deion 𓋹 @CalmDeion]

Give her crystals.
Chill with her in nature.

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

Might just fuck around & change my name to Vern

[Melina @literallymelon]

mints and fucks for dessert topped with creamy hand lotion