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i literally come on here every few months just to spill my random thoughts . she/they

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i think my favorite thing about modern family, the office, etc has GOT to be when they break the fourth wall at the weird parts

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sometimes i randomly remember twitter exists & i’m like omg I need to check that out, it used to be sooo funny but then I get on here & it’s just nothing like it used to be :( boooo

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#NewProfilePic

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i recognize the aching..
does the stranger in the mirror recognize it, too?

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i just want to be her again

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why does my 26 year old boyfriend use ellipses casually ??? PLEASE my stomach is in my ass rn i can’t handle the stress & anticipation

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who taught me the term “ballpark estimate” and why the fuck do i use it all the time

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my life is a beautiful adventure & i truly am not sure how i got this lucky

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how do you explain to someone that you have a name stuck in your head in a funny accent? what does it mean?

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fuck food fears, i just want to eat this muffin in peace

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duality 🤍

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it’s not even a full moon, why the FUCK are people acting like this

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

doctor: are you sexually active?

me: no I usually just lie there 😜🤙

doctor (writing in my chart): effortlessly witty....and quite beautiful, I might add

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watching a man put on chapstick is like watching a toddler drive a car

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god damn man i love typing on a keyboard UGH

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accidentally triggered myself by looking through old texts tehe

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i LOVE tacky vsco filters. idk why they make me so happy