jordan

idk really

[jordan @literallynocloo]

katara being able yo say “my man waited 100 years for me” is kinda a flex

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.

[jordan @literallynocloo]

I know i’ve been triggered when I start rewatching criminal minds

[jordan @literallynocloo]

Connections
Puzzle #237
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[jordan @literallynocloo]

Giving a christmas bonus then taxing it out of the next paycheck is the most scrooge shit I have ever seen

[jordan @literallynocloo]

thinking about the time cristina and owen were in couples therapy arguing and she called him out for choking her and his response was “you quit being a doctor”

[jordan @literallynocloo]

Having to spend $10 to send my transcript off for the degree that already cost $100000 is the icing on the mf cake

[annika💒 @simulacrababy]

type shit i’ve been on as of late

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

My HOT TAKE of the day is that we need to talk more openly about signs that your therapist sucks so people can find a better clinician sooner and/or not give up on therapy as a whole.

[jordan @literallynocloo]

Gonna start asking all my therapy clients what the name of their private story on snapchat is

[jordan @literallynocloo]

I would do anything for a dab rn

[jordan @literallynocloo]

I have to go to the gynecologist tomorrow and I haven’t dreaded something in this way in years… the last time I went

[jordan @literallynocloo]

Why does a tube of toothpaste last months but i have to buy new mouthwash every couple weeks can we figure out that ratio

[jordan @literallynocloo]

If Justin Bieber did a My World 2.0 tour I would be as feral as the swifities

[jordan @literallynocloo]

So are we ignoring the cis women that also cannot get pregnant with this questionable smirk

[Isabella Moody @IsabellaIsMoody]

21 weeks pregnant! Trannies could never

[jordan @literallynocloo]

Jesus christ i’m alone again

[Thick Owens @fiveinchinseams]

y’all weren’t on tumblr in 2012

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

My hot take is that a lot of people use therapy as a way to determine all the ways they’ve been wronged and victimized by others without making any attempt to meaningfully change their behavior or improve their lives