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i'm an aries

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madonna please stop. i feel like that nun begging katy perry to stop. but seriously madonna please.

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gag worthy idea alert: dorit kemsley cameo in @slayyyter’s BROKE BITCH FREE$TYLE music video

[jay @JaysRealityBlog]

According to court documents obtained by TMZ, PK says his team looked into how the money was being spent & found Dorit spent more then $1M in luxury spending in the past year, including $69K at Louis Vuitton, $69K at Chanel, $38K at Hermes, and purchases at Net-A-Porter, FWRD and Moda Operandi.

PK is also claiming Dorit made no mortgage payments despite having exclusive use of the property & says he covered about 90% of the family’s expenses. The property now has more than $6M in mortgage debt, notices of default have been recorded, & foreclosure proceedings could be approaching.

PK says he spent more than a year trying to prevent this outcome, & also proposed selling the house and having Dorit & their kids relocate to his residence while he covered expenses but he was rejected. PK is asking the court to step in, force the sale of the home, & prevent a total loss of equity if foreclosure moves forward. #RHOBH

VIA: https://t.co/3rXP6kFFHm

[Partiful @partiful]

dump him

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boyfriend won’t let me use @partiful to send out our wedding invites

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lina morgana is to lady gaga as fefe dobson is to rihanna

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@BravoTV @Andy @LisaBarlow7

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the line for dj @MeredithMarks0 ?? This is crazy and would never happen at wild rose beauty @whitneywildrose

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she was so happy to be stacking and moving chairs

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ozark (2017) is a feminist show btw

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just found out there’s no air conditioning on the London tube oh blimey you lot are sick !! x

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oomf just referred to Tate McRae as Take MyRake

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girl rolling at the club has the same name as me so she took my ID then took a photo as proof. shout out to identity theft

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my spot in the queue for mayhem tickets is going up?!?! 😭😭😭😭 are people cutting with their friends how is this possible

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nasty gays in section 120 row 20 of the Kylie concert - get help @kylieminogue

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oomf is doing a desperate housewives rewatch and i just might have to join

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@MitchCheeseman @lyft ohhhh don’t make that face

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thank you @lyft for the #COWBOYCARTER discount using code SPAGHETTI24! Had the best Lyft driver and she asked if I would share her beautiful voice to all my followers - enjoy!

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@10SHUNSEEKER

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uber car door slammed on my coat and now we’re speeding home with it hanging outside of the car