ultimate mecha christ

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my dad got eaten by a really big ladybug on a trip to quebec

[nyroc | manga ichiba a08 @spect_ion]

fan comic about the chainsaw man ending (1/8) #chainsawman

[lola ₍^. .^₎⟆ @bitethatscars]

sex so bad the cuck genuinely just slits his wrists in the chair

[Nic @JQAfan]

In the cuck chair smugly writing "adieu" as my wordle starter

[gushar 👽🍎 @GusharOnline]

I can't stop jerking off to Costco porn

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

My soon to be wife: what’s that sound?

*the lumineers start to stomp clap their way down the aisle during the ceremony*

Wife: I thought you couldn’t afford them?

Me: I-I couldn’t

The lumineers lead singer who is also my friend from high school but with a bigger beard: We wouldn’t miss it for the world

Me: Dude.. *a raw sob wracks my frame which surprises the party guests, due to my profession of being an assassin*

[FutaCockDocker @FutaCockDocker]

You just made a million dick strokers

[Risa | Kuni 🍀😈 VTuber @ImakuniVT]

Can't let you do that, Star Fox.

[Luna🐾🐶 @LunaEtAstrum]

Wordle

[ꜰʟᴀᴍᴇ @LAxFLAME]

“Larper albums” and its just critically acclaimed music

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Wordle players talk about “myrrh” like it’s the Shibuya Incident

[geo @shadoweave1]

I'd shove my dick in a bear trap if it had winged eyeliner

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I saw a man bleed out on Toad's Turnpike

[kardboardian @kardboardian]

our fifth sanctuary!

[Richard Cranium @RichardCranny69]

I’ve been with girls you couldn’t carry in hotel rooms you definitely could afford

[turbomander @turbomander]

personally i dont find tasha's laughter hideous at all. i think all women are beautiful