My soon to be wife: what’s that sound?
*the lumineers start to stomp clap their way down the aisle during the ceremony*
Wife: I thought you couldn’t afford them?
Me: I-I couldn’t
The lumineers lead singer who is also my friend from high school but with a bigger beard: We wouldn’t miss it for the world
Me: Dude.. *a raw sob wracks my frame which surprises the party guests, due to my profession of being an assassin*