dpkg chopra

Retweets are not just endorsements, they’re goddamn seals of quality.

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

@taviso I refuse to accept that “comsuflen” is a real word.

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

@molly0xFFF @web3isgreat “Fiends like these”

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

@Fred_Delicious Haha this is pretty funny but maybe it’d be funnier if I got the same answers from a poorly implemented AI model?

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

@sciencevs I know it’s algorithmic and you don’t have a say in it but I just wanted to let you know that I’m getting ads for the Joe Rogan experience on your latest podcast (Monkeypox) on Spotify. Thought you might want to know.

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

Please do not drop to my house unannounced.

[michelle. @michkeenah]

our parents were wrong about many things but one thing i will take from them is their sense of community. it’s as simple as inviting friends over to cook + eat together, rocking up to someone’s house just bc you thought of them..

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

@The_Law_Boy Lol jfc what a dude.

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

This thing looks like you charge it from the bottom

[Scout House @ScoutHouseLab]

Apple's self-driving car could feature VR technology and no windows: https://t.co/86T8nP1LOX

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

@dieDoktor @scurvygamerwife @someoldbulIshit it's like poetry. it rhymes.

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

@zillowgonewild Just when you thought the home buying experience had hit rock bottom.

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

@Foone By Megan’s 34 it was clear the studio had run out of ideas and was just coasting on the brand.

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

Company PR: "we're looking for people from all walks of life! We appreciate diverse perspectives and understand that your CV isn't everything!"

Job Posting: "looking for intern with 3+ years of experience. Certifications in our niche area are a must. No training provided."

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

@keithkurson galaga-ass looking code

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

@JortsTheCat Other banned terms include:

I like how
TIL
I was this years old when
No one:
Absolutely no one:
The clap emoji
You sir have won the internet
Louder for the ones at the back
Red flag emoji

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

@xarinatan @Foone can you run Doom on this?

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

@vinn_ayy Do they keep the melted weight or do I get to take it home?

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

@joestarr187, I just found the Shawshank Redemption HTC where you say that already 2021 is looking better because you made @SpencerJGilbert mad by comparing it to Ready Player One. Dated June 5. Talk about a monkeys paw wish.

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

Me racking up chaos points in Just Cause

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

A Russian Armor Vehicles in the town of Bucha that was Broadcasting the Propaganda Message, "Citizens, stay calm, everything is under control" was blown up by a Ukrainian Paramilitary Member earlier today with an RPG.

[dpkg chopra @literallythere]

Me, looking for all the people who said Bitcoin's going to $100k 🤡 y'all ok?

[CARLA⚡️ @carlabitcoin]

Me, looking for all the bears who said Bitcoin’s going to $24k 👀 y’all ok?