Randy

cause it's 1-8-7 on an undercover cop

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I had to learn the hard way that Doctors Without Borders and doctors without boundaries are two very different things

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@hoohoohahahehe Take me out to the fake real game

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@hoohoohahahehe Very much, thriving energy

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@hoohoohahahehe Good you?

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Big man in Nike gear talking about his “tea time”, dandy

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@hoohoohahahehe Unzoom, Delete!

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Zoom, enhance!

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Are you ready for the end of True Detective Night Country when it’s found out that everything resulted from evil beetles unthawing because of climate change?

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Tapioca pudding fail (loser)

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I’m just a simple monster of the week X Files kinda guy

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Always a bridesmaid, never Christmas

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Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

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The Mormon Bachelor on ABC where no girl gets a rose or goes home

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I’m the only one who understand the Soprano finale

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Once Swifties discover sports betting, it’s all over

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Me watching Oz at 8:45 in the morning

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And now I will do my interpretive swim to the clean version of Olivia Rodrigo’s Vampire

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The agony of defeat

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Malchus, lend me your ear