Literary Genius

3 D's: Disney, Dogs, Dinosaurs.

[Literary Genius @literarygenius]

@CapitalOne #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway Style!

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

I don’t get it. Biden has done a fantastic job as president and seen us through some of the toughest times in recent history. The economy is strong, unemployment is at 60-year lows, inflation is tamed. But there are people calling for that youngster to drop out? (I have 6 years on him…) Why aren’t they calling on the guy who’s been indicted in four places and charged 91 times to drop out?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

This Election Day, progress is on the ballot. Make sure to vote today—find your polling location at https://t.co/NKXRGNgbZX, then reach out to your friends, family, and everyone you know and remind them to vote, too.

[Literary Genius @literarygenius]

NBD, just back on twitter because @CapitalOne's playing games with Taylor Merch. 🥲

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

I always have.

[Walz’s Wins 🌴🥥 @WalzsWins]

We’ll just leave this here

[Literary Genius @literarygenius]

Just ordered a venti PS Frap at
@Starbucks
and when they gave me a grande, I reminded them I actually ordered and paid for a venti... the barista dumped the whole drink (with toppings) into the blender, added ice, then poured into a venti cup. What?!
@StarbucksCare

[Lindy Li @lindyli]

Guns were BANNED at the Utah GOP convention where DeSantis spoke

Guns were BANNED at DeSantis’s election party

Guns were BANNED at the NRA convention where Trump spoke

Guns are BANNED at Trump’s rallies

As long as they’re not the ones dying, Republicans don’t give a damn

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you think a single can of beer, a rainbow display at a department store, or some diversity training at your favorite chicken joint is a greater threat to society than a goddamn assault rifle, congratulations - you are an idiot and an asshole.

[Literary Genius @literarygenius]

@atomtickets @coolieaquaman seriously obsessed with TLM! @atomtickets #atomsweeps

[Literary Genius @literarygenius]

@atomtickets @parachute25 @atomtickets #atomsweeps

[Literary Genius @literarygenius]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? It was a much better place back when I joined... #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you have sex with a porn star and then pay that porn star to keep quiet about it so you can win an election and then reimburse yourself for the payment and then lie about the whole thing while simultaneously throwing your own attorney under the bus and letting HIM go to jail for it, while you sit in the White House, then yes… they will probably come for you too.

[Literary Genius @literarygenius]

Woke up with hives... OOTD is leggings, fuzzy boots, & Piglet Pink spirit jersey... roach crawled out of coworker's printer... another roach was crawling up and down her curtains... I'm lying on my desk because I can't sit upright without getting light-headed.. #happymonday

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

donald trump isn’t going to be arrested because he’s disliked.
Although he is.
It’s not because he’s mean spirited or small.
Although he is.
It’s not because he is a racist, sexist, xenophobic fear mongering bigot.
Although he is.
It’s not because he’s an incurious idiot.
Although he is.
And it’s not because he’s a malignant narcissist.
Although he is.
He’s going to be arrested because he broke the law.
Because along with being a mean spirited, small, incurious idiot and malignant narcissist who is universally disliked… he’s also a criminal.

And criminals deserve to be arrested.

[Literary Genius @literarygenius]

Boss just walked into my office like "so when are you taking down the Christmas tree?" I look at her and say "It's a Valentine tree. And then it will be an Easter tree." And it will remain up so I can have multicoloured lights in my office year round.

[Literary Genius @literarygenius]

USE UP YOUR STARS BEFORE MONDAY! THE NEW TIERS ARE NOT WORTH IT. From 50 to 100 points for a brownie? This is madness.

[Starbucks Care @StarbucksCare]

We’ve made some changes to our Starbucks Rewards program that will start Monday (2/13). Read more about Star redemption and the updated tiers here: https://t.co/8AfS1pePnV

[Literary Genius @literarygenius]

@taylornation13
I may be at work, but I've hidden out in my office with my heater cranked up and it is #AntiHeroTeaTime

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

Everybody agrees you should join us right here for #AntiHeroTeaTime at 11:30 AM EST.

We’ll be streaming Anti-Hero & the remixes (👀), watching the music video, and being generally problematic 👻☕️

See you soon! https://t.co/i5pl7nkfaJ

[Literary Genius @literarygenius]

@Kingless_Jester Yeah, it's a good gig- but this department is... special. I feel like we could have our own version of The Office- HR Edition. LOL

[Literary Genius @literarygenius]

But I'm a little annoyed that we were kind of forced into using our lunch break to pay to eat at a restaurant the boss felt like going to today... LUCKILY- the birthday girl found something on the menu she liked. But she threw out the ice cream they brought to the table for her