Andrew Lasher

Yo.

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@RyanSeacrest Happy New Year from the future.

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Internet wins again. Handle with care via #soundcloud http://t.co/ji6bKrnQ

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Baby wont sleep. She keeps grunting, doing splits and trying to sit up. Watching her is like watching the most adorable van damme movie ever

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Babies are amazing. Just a few months ago Hannah had the mobility of Steven Hawking, now she is moving around like a drunken Kirk Douglas.

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My bad, Zoolander was banned in Malaysia.

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Howard the Duck last night and Zoolander tonight. Best vacation ever. #5rmMovies

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Hangover help from a Las Vegas bus http://t.co/sZBYmc6v

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For some reason, just hearing someone talk about their paleodiet makes me go into choke mode.

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@JLeasher full time job, full time student and full time dad yo. plus, Malaysian internet sucks. give me a few months. and I'll be back.

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.@holyfield's ear would've been much better with his new BBQ sauce. check it out http://t.co/e5Gp3RUs #TGIF

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Kim Dotcom raid illegal, court rules http://t.co/RRZXCvG5

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Just got my ass handed to me in a charity basketball game. Ever get dunked on by an old man in short shorts ans pulled up socks? Not good.

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@LSteigs http://t.co/fIfN2hKz Wow.

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Dear Spring Wipeout: Thanks for reminding me that watching people get punched down a flight of stairs never gets old.

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Way to go PA, you really make me proud...that I left and will never come back. http://t.co/Q16ptGQw

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Is foodie just another synonym for douchebag? I swear, as soon as someone says they are a foodie, I immediately start looking for an exit.

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I just learned that Grayson Chance is a dude. WTF?

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@outofhunk Sadly yes. I shouldn't blame age, really, it is my sedentary lifestyle that is doing me in.

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Getting old is weird. I am simultaneously losing weight and getting chubbier. How is that possible?

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Just went to the clinic to get the baby injected with autism. The doctor also said the shot has the side effect of preventing disease. Nice!