Kels

let’s get this chedda

[Kels @litfambianca]

To whoever chose the Marshall’s and Home Goods Christmas playlist this year - I mean this with my whole heart: fuck you.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

(deep sigh) All six wildfires in the Pacific Cascade Region this weekend were caused by fireworks.

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

dogs aren’t actually afraid of fireworks, they just really hate america

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

how the cashier looks at you when you press “no tip” after all they did was spin the iPad around

[Isabelle @badbeanbella]

Sad that cows don’t know their biggest fans are women in passenger seats cheering them on

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

[Creatina Turner @BrendanOde]

The Navy watching everyone search for that sub after hearing it implode on Monday

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Soon as I get out of the submarine :

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Over 200 dogs surprised a lifelong dog lover for his 100th birthday. Dr. Robert Moore has always loved dogs. For his big milestone, his daughter Alison decided to post on Nextdoor asking people to bring their dogs in front of their house to wish Robert a happy birthday...

[Ana Carolina 🍉 @anacmdiniz]

Not one woman aboard that submarine #OceanGate

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

at what point in your twenties do you stop feeling like a 17 year old wearing the costume of an adult

[Peter Frampton @peterframpton]

I have posted this before but ..

26 years ago, a gunman entered
Dunblane Primary School in Scotland,
killing 16 kids and a teacher. The UK
govt responded by enacting tight gun
control legislation. In the 9400+ days
since, there have been a total of O
school shootings in the UK.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Don’t tell me you’re a “patriot” or you “love America” if you think 40,000 thousand Americans a year killed by guns and innocent children slaughtered in their classrooms are just “the cost of freedom.” You’re not remotely “Christian” or “Pro-Life” either. You’re in a death cult.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I was born in the wrong generation (can’t get a lobotomy)

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

in hindsight the plot of The Great Gatsby makes infinitely more sense when you remember that the author and all of the characters have been driven to the brink of stark-raving, shoelace-eating madness by three years of a global flu pandemic

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

She's an activist. She's a catalyst for change. She's a voice for the voiceless. She's a light in the dark.

[tony @joeIsmillers]

my favorite comments about this scene are neil’s, “it became more interesting that joel saves ellie emotionally & NOT physically.” , “david’s face becomes the punching bag. this is for riley, this is for tess, this is for sam, this is for henry, this is for my mom.” #TheLastofUs

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

I gotta hand it to them. I did not see “you’re unhappy because you don’t work enough” coming