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junkart horror books birds dogs pianos. i’d rather be outside. high school counselor. disappointing people since ‘81.

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My baby got *back!

*tuned!

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@karterAKA I brought my senior cat home years ago after having some teeth removed and quietly opened his kennel thinking he’d maybe gently amble out an hour later cause he was still super stoned . . . He ran out of there balls to the wall headfirst into the end of a very heavy coffee table.

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@dawsferatu Get the Southern Reach series by Vandermeer and an An Unkindness of Ghosts by Rivers Solomon. Both are top of all time imho.

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@SarahIronside6

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While America was resprouting its tumor on Tuesday, Lady Bird was having one removed. Watching her go anywhere, especially up/down stairs, in that gargantuan cone of shame has been hilarious post-op balm. Came out this morning to find Jazz keeping her company.

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On the bright side, everyone at school enjoyed my Wednesday costume. On the dark side, my endometriosis is back (Stage IV), I have a painful biopsy tomorrow and another pending surgery date. Eh, you win some, you lose some . . . just glad to still be playing the game.

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@ossvary I literally think about this at least 4x/day

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My husband voted this morning and informs me that, due to a lack of what he considered viable options, he wrote me in as his vote for Georgia House of Reps. Gonna have to add this to my LinkedIn bio.

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I brought a capybara home from the zoo with me and now she lives in my office as a therapy capy. Her name is Fernandina Empanada.

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Homicidal ideation protocol/crisis response is today’s monthly student services/counseling meeting topic. Because this is working at a high school in America.

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my superpower is asking my husband to pick up Jersey Mike’s for dinner on his way home from work and then making that one giant sub last me for 3 days’ worth of meals

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my dog loves me unconditionally

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Four months sober yesterday. Thought it’d be financially cheaper, but I probably spend twice as much on tasty soda as I did on booze. Bunch of other dumb things sober life isn’t costing me though, so I’m letting myself have this. Muy deliciosa.

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@oreillyiam North Georgia Zoo

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On Cloud 9. Bucket list achievement unlocked. Capyella and Mango were the best hostesses on my CapybEras Tour! Don’t Worry, Be Capy 😬😍

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Last day of Fall Break. Feeling accomplished and satisfied after checking off 2 bucket list items: playing with capybaras and getting one of those $5 electronic chair massages at the mall for 15 minutes. 14/10 will do both again. Maybe today even.

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Baby goats!

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This is Obediah. Straight up majestic af.

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Awesome Possum is up and at ‘em and bringing you smiles despite his hooman’s insomnia

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Found a little bit of it

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stunning clarity of the aurora right off my deck tonight!