lithy

idk what’s going on, bitch

[lithy @lithyvtran]

@JoeyMannarinoUS Maybe y’all can just admit the ravens played terribly? I’m so sick of hearing about Taylor Swift and it’s because of yappers like you all who complain about her. I don’t see anything until it’s this shit. Maybe they needed viewership bc as you said. You didn’t even watch a min.

[lithy @lithyvtran]

It’s still even called tweeting in the app. Bro.

[lithy @lithyvtran]

I’m still calling it twitter. It’s even in the Oxford dictionary. Sucks to suck @elonmusk

[lithy @lithyvtran]

Okay but why doesn’t the government just make a grant out of what money they get from people paying for abortions for people who want IVF. If you’re gonna tax everything and complain that no one has kids, maybe use that tax for something that actually contributes 🙄

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Archeologists one day are going to see the acronyms we have and think that we had a whole other society bc WHAT THE FUCK were messages from 2005??? WAUD46???? How am I supposed to know u wanna drill my shit??????

[lithy @lithyvtran]

i’m tired of these remakes. u know what I wanna see? a fuckin sequel to skyhigh bc y’all left us hanging @Disney

[lithy @lithyvtran]

@carlosharper48 @CZank55 @BubbaWallace but, bubba was winning anyways. if he was able to keep his composure, he should’ve won.

[lithy @lithyvtran]

trisha pastas baby is queen elizabeth’s reincarnation

[lithy @lithyvtran]

@DixieNo25145019 @8NewsNow his parents? friends? I hate twitter.

[lithy @lithyvtran]

covid is coming out with more rereleases than taylor swift

[lithy @lithyvtran]

@BOOSIEOFFICIAL imagine getting canceled when no one even knows who u are. I definitely need to ask you for advice in any case it happens to me

[lithy @lithyvtran]

lawyers spend 8 years in school to learn the law while police officers spend 6 months. i’m convinced that the police academy is just an overglorified workout program 😗

[lithy @lithyvtran]

@AmongUsGame bro the new update is so ass. the only decent thing is the map, besides that, the game is so crap now

[lithy @lithyvtran]

we need to have a reboot of wizards of waverly place with alex trying to make it through as an adult. those episodes w her and harper in the apartment were great and we need more

[lithy @lithyvtran]

aight FUCK the roman empire

[lithy @lithyvtran]

@tomsegura ok this is embarrassing but I just wanted to find the comedian couple regulars I served in my fams restaurant Pho T in LV 2017. My BF said there’s a chance it was you and your wife because they did look a bit like you guys. I’m sorry if not though.

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I’m only allowed to take one of my migraine meds a day but I honestly need like 5

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It’s a good thing bob ross died when he did because can u just IMAGINE bob Ross talking about big chonk to relate to the t**nagers

[lithy @lithyvtran]

No one said after sex was attractive and if they did then they’ve never wiped cum outta their ass crack