Allison

I'm just delightful.

[Allison @litlealice]

@WINNERS like a dark Disney princess 😍 #theWINNERSare

[Allison @litlealice]

@WINNERS Halle is always the bomb. I wish I could rock short hair like her! #theWINNERSare

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@WINNERS Chrissy Tiegen and John Legend. Besties AND baes. (Plus Luna obvs) #theWINNERSare

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@WINNERS anything I bought from winners. #theWINNERSare

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@WINNERS yassss Im ready post the categories!

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https://t.co/6ijT3TZ1WM #theWINNERSare forever @ActuallyNPH in his tighty-whities.

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My Rocky Mountain Soap Company Wish List #rockywishlist https://t.co/waBQeRBPTg via @RockyMtnSoap

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Dear Jesus please don't let anyone die because someone else wanted that half off TV more than them. #BlackFriday #yayconsumerism

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Anyone wanna donate $200 to me so I can buy a deep freeze that actually works? #kthanks #thatswhatyougetforgettingfreestuffonkikiji

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Sitting outside Brew & Blendz listening to people talk about how much they love Starbucks... #no #brews4lyfeyo

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Those kids in the Jimmy Kimmel 'parents ate their kids Halloween candy' videos are the greediest, meanest little jerks in the world.

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@UCprobs when the people beside you in the QUIET library eat louder than a T-Rex having a feast. #youredistractinganddisgusting

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Me: 'Is it possible for two-face to actually live like that?' Luke: "I think that no is the answer to that question." #asimplenowouldsuffice

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April Nardini was and is the worst thing to happen to Gilmore Girls. #imnotafraidtosayit #surpriselovechildrenarestupiduncreativeplottwists

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@X929 @frasertuff the fact that they have legitimate road signs made up now scares me.

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“@WomensHumor: Grammer: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.” Grammer. We all need good grammer.

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If I didn't have midterms I would 100% drive to e-town to see @dirtyheads two nights in a row #lifeiscruel

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Only four more days until I finally get to see @dirtyheads liiiiiveeeeee 😍😍 #dying #beenwaitingsolongforthis

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You need to dress for five different environments just to spend a day at school. @UCprobs

[Allison @litlealice]

Other than basic math, spelling and telling time, I don't think I actually use anything else I learned in school on the daily.