Skip Yarn

Skip Yarn is retired, a depressed Orioles fan (aren’t all Orioles fans perennially disappointed and eventually depressed)

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Orioles baseball—perfecting the art of losing. Disappointing Orioles fans everywhere.—These guys aren’t trying to lose, but they do it well.#orioles baseball

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@RAVENSFAN696969 @Orioles O’s announcer make chicken shit sound like chicken salad. Their positive spin is like an ice cream salesman making money off Eskimos. They are that good. They make you believe that this team can play with the big boys while still wearing diapers.

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@RAVENSFAN696969 @Orioles I think I’m done. This is like watching a politician. Promise, promise, promise. But underperform year after year. New owner, same old garbage on the field. The depression is real. We have to stop it at the source. No more O’s for me. I’m out. MVP’s are the announcers.

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@BaltimoreMemes Expect to lose and you won’t be disappointed.

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@Travis1 Were we better with Chris Davis?

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I refuse to let the Orioles make me depressed. I’ll be a fan for life, but I’ll just expect them to lose so I won’t be disappointed. In fact, I’ll be pleasantly surprised when they win. Zero expectations!
#orioles #baltimore_orioles #theseguyssuck

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@Orioles So tired of watching losers play ball. Thinking of switching to Pinstripes. Been an O’s fan for a long time. Don’t want to spend the next 20-30 years being miserable 2 of every 3 games.

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Debate: I’ve been an Orioles fan for 40 years. I don’t want to spend the next 20-30 years following a losing team. Is it time to switch to pinstripes?
#losing #orioles #badbaseball

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@Orioles Sounds about right, every year, we believe, every year, we’re disappointed.

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Year after year I get suckered into believing that this is the year for the Orioles to turn things around. Last year was the last year of buying season tickets, but I can’t stop watching them. But this may be the year. I’m tired of watching them lose.

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@LOBig12 I’m a big 12 fan, but not a fan of whining or blaming. You don’t lose by 23 and say it was the referee’s fault. That’s just silly.

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@Matt_Pinner Ernest Borgnine

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@RavenNationLIVE Yet to play a full season. Lamar is the best player to ever screw a city & team. His contract left the Ravens w/little money to add a supporting cast. He is the prototypical “all the eggs in 1 basket scenario.” The team is worse with him & his sacks 4 loss & Superman complex.

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@elonmuskPBG Absolutely not, but I would not stop ICE if they came to your door. Instead, I would assist you if you wanted to get a green card or become a citizen. I would help you find an attorney & become legal. If incarcerated, we’d help care for your family.

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@RS571 @Mitch_Harper @grok If an opponents player misses 2 consecutive free throws, everyone in attendance gets free chick fil A nuggets.

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@Gemhunter1000 @Rivals @SWiltfong_ @CharlesPower @JHopkinsSD @mtorressports @EJHollandOn3 @Balas_Wolverine @TheWolverineOn3 @DrewFranklinKSR @MrsTylerKSR Perhaps the question should be “why not”? BYU is a great school with a winning football program that often highlights talented QB’s. For years, the passing attack has been top tier in the nation. Recently the ground game has matched. The NIL opportunity here is great as well.

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@WeAreNDFans @CarverdeMedici Why is anyone from ND even talking? Aren’t you guys on the golf course during bowl/playoff season?

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@koestreicher34 @lockedonravens It’s not inexcusable. The ravens are pretty bad. They find ways to lose. However, I think they played better with the money pit, Lamar, on the sidelines. He has yet to play a full season. We will never win a PO game with him. (Because we can’t afford a supporting cast)

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@NdMuse @BYUCougars ND isn’t worthy to play in the Charmin Extra Soft TP bowl.

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Ravens football - a good example of putting all your eggs in one basket. When you pay one guy so much that you can’t afford a good O line, a D line that can pressure the QB, good defenders. Lamar is the Chris Davis of the Ravens. The man has never played a complete season.