riley lovell

🌻 AJ’s wife 🌻 Elliot’s momma 🌻

[riley lovell @litteriley]

Why can’t y’all just let people enjoy the little things that make them happy? someone wants to decorate for Christmas before thanksgiving, or take photos with letter boards or w/their dog, how is that in any way making your life less enjoyable? Be happy for their happiness.

[riley lovell @litteriley]

I’m going to tell my kids this is MODOK

[riley lovell @litteriley]

I’m DONE rescheduling. I have a newborn, if you text me an hour before we have plans and say “can we do a different day?” The answer is going to be no from now on. An hour before our plans, I’ve already spent at least one hour getting the baby ready and cleaning my house.

[riley lovell @litteriley]

Why do teens all dress like Kim Possible now? Tight little crop tops and baggy ass pants

[riley lovell @litteriley]

AJ is literally the best dad, seeing him care for our baby, how gentle and loving and patient he is makes my heart so full 🥺❤️

[riley lovell @litteriley]

Every time I go on Twitter I get stressed out. Facebook doesn’t stress me out because I find the fights amusing, but Twitter fights just seem more real and terrifying for some reason?? Why do I keep coming back 😅

[riley lovell @litteriley]

Just in case you’ve lost all hope for Coos county, I want to let you know, even though we were red this election, it was only by about 7%. That’s such a small portion, especially considering the grander population. We’ll be blue someday soon, keep the hope!!

[riley lovell @litteriley]

I love energy drinks because being able to be tired AND shaky at the same time is just the best feeling 🤷🏼‍♀️

[riley lovell @litteriley]

@PlattypusSr Laundry is among my least favorite things about living

[riley lovell @litteriley]

What am I looking at here Wish?

[riley lovell @litteriley]

Dutch bros having the blended rebel machines is ruining them. They gave me one that was entirely liquid with just giant clumps of nasty ice and I’m pissed lol waste of a birthday drink

[riley lovell @litteriley]

Looking at Facebook memories from jr high makes me really question my upbringing because why did my mom let all those thirsty ass high schoolers hit on her 12 year old daughter 😂

[riley lovell @litteriley]

No one told me the new animal crossings had moths in it and I’m genuinely offended.

[riley lovell @litteriley]

All the people in my town: “You need to respect Trump! He is our president after all!”
Also all the people in my town: “F*ck Kate Brown, that stupid liberal b*tch!”

[riley lovell @litteriley]

Why does 2020 feel like one of Charlie’s weird dreams?

[riley lovell @litteriley]

It honestly really sucks having unreliable friends

[riley lovell @litteriley]

When all the super conservative ladies from my church are posting Black Lives Matter and “We may not fully understand what it’s like to be you, but we stand with and for you” you know this shit has gotten really bad. If you can’t see that, you’re just blind & ignorant.

[riley lovell @litteriley]

I feel so bad for the people who get married and have to deal with crazy/mean in-laws. I am so blessed to have the MIL & FIL I have, they’re the nicest people ever

[riley lovell @litteriley]

All I want in life is for Lays to come out with a sour (ie. pickle, salt & vinegar, limon, etc) BAKED chip. That’s the dream.

[riley lovell @litteriley]

@Sequoiajford My dog ate my wedding bouquet. The pain never heals.

[riley lovell @litteriley]

You’re not really my friend until you make it into one of my weirdly vivid dreams 🤷🏼‍♀️