Not Jack “90” Brereton

I’m Jack. When I was 9 Margaret Thatcher’s entire knowledge and experience was transferred into my brain. I’m now a Super Secret MP. Parody.

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

Lovely afternoon preaching to angry old farts on how they can make life worse for younger people

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

An ice cream breakfast and then a trip to tool station for a couple of black n decker drills before me and Anderson head out to the North Sea to get are oil back. By the end of the day I can guarantee oil prices will be down by 30p

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

If Refrom were in charge Big Don would be calling Farage Winston 2.0, we’d be all in on Iran and parachuting the SAS in. We’d have told the French to get lost and defended Cyprus ourselves with our micro fleet us ex Tories cut, all whilst leaking Ukraine intelligence to Putin

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

Meanwhile at #Transreformer HQ

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

How it started. How it ended

Bye bye #GullisOverAndOut

[Not Jack “90” Brereton @littleJack90MP]

Bye bye

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

December 2020 I started the Gullis parody after the real me blocked me for posting facts about Brexit on his Facebook page. Since then I’ve highlighted the dog whistling, gas lighting and uselessness.

Tomorrow it’s time to finish the job. #VoteLabour and #GetGullisGone

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

5 years ago I promised to fix the potholes. I even set up Pothole Patrol so I could take credit for the ones that do get fixed.

5 years later the roads are worse than ever. Nothing has changed. Another failure

Vote for change. #VoteLabour vote @david4lcs and #GetGullisGone

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

Vote for David to #GetGullisGone (and get a very good MP in the process)

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

“Proud to call my friend, proud to call my boss, proud to call my Prime Minster”

I’m either very easily pleased or a very poor judge of people or both

I’m well and truly going down with this ship

[David Williams MP @david4lcs]

✅ As your MP I will continue to support people, increase police on our streets, invest in our high streets, support local businesses and deliver more doctors, GPs and dentists.

🗳️ On July 4, Vote Change. Vote Labour.

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

Us no put taxes up. Unless you own an electric car. Dat tax go up at least £190 next year. Us no like woke green electric cars. Them no give us donations like fossil fuel people

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

When you realise we aren’t very good at this politics lark

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

Hello is that Sunak? it’s me Jonathan Gullis from Stoke North…..the loud one!!I’m in a bit more bother…..no I haven’t got my head stuck in a pothole again. No…I haven’t had my photo taken with a drug dealer since Wednesday….its about JCB. Can you send Ross over?

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

Problem sorted

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

Excellent turn out for my campaign to get re-elected. #Gullis #GullisOut #GetGullisGone #ToriesOut

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

🚨Sound On🚨

I’ve improved my promotional video (obviously couldn’t improve on my fantastic video editing skills) with a sound enhancement instead me droning on and on and on really fast about the things I’ve pretended I’ve done

#GetGullisGone
#GullisOut

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

‘Don’t tell him, Gullis!’

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

I’m afraid Alton Towers and other Theme Parks will be unable to open on weekends in 2025 because most of their staff will be in the army or delivering food packages to the population we’re starving with shit policies #GullisOut

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

Meet David Williams Labour’s candidate for Stoke North and hopefully the man to #GetGullisGone and give me my deserved Portillo moment. Give him a follow