Little Mate

Eh up! It's me... Little Mate! I can be a right dirty bastard and I'm probably the hardest bear in Macc

[Little Mate @little_mate]

From now on all University jobs are known as "a feed my camp-ass job"

[Cracked.com @cracked]

6 Real People With Mind-Blowing Mutant Superpowers: http://t.co/O8hvbIwJ

[Little Mate @little_mate]

Must remember to cut down on fizzy pop. My stomach is burning

[Little Mate @little_mate]

Blazing boneless - I had my doubts, but actually a good choice from Regent Road KFC. Gravy and chips both spot on!

[Little Mate @little_mate]

Time to get pissed up down Nags Head

[Little Mate @little_mate]

No !! Plymouth I hate loosing to them southern puffs!

[Little Mate @little_mate]

Sheeeeepshaaagerrrrs!!! #sheepshaggers

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Pete Waterman: Me and my bumming machine | The Poke: http://t.co/hBgJGmX

[Little Mate @little_mate]

I thought I was dreaming, saw the fittest bird ever running down the lane with her massive jugs wobbleing about #bouncybouncy

[Little Mate @little_mate]

Steven! I will fuck your shit up!

[Little Mate @little_mate]

Morning! Have a good day yer fuckers! Ride me cock.

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

Also I see Dominic West is playing his dad Fred tonight on ITV. Fred West was a big fan of The Wire. And The Pliers. And The Shovel etc.

[Little Mate @little_mate]

My head is totally twatted now on me #sundaysmoke having a few shotties with some tinies

[Little Mate @little_mate]

@CherylKerl Eh up! seen your new calendar pictures in t'paper with yer arse out. Fancy getting yer gash out? Or is that just fur Ashley?

[Little Mate @little_mate]

Anyone fancy picking me up 10 beers and a pack if rizzla from the offy #righttodayoff

[Little Mate @little_mate]

@bauknightstzo1 do I want one tho? Fuck off sending me shit - I'm on a comedown

[Little Mate @little_mate]

I'm on an evil comedown #twisted my head is fucked

[Little Mate @little_mate]

#xfactor was better with that saucy bitch Danni Minogue, and that bastard Cowell. Even tho he was a #cunt

[Little Mate @little_mate]

I want some of that shit he's been snorting #xfactor