Emily Desmazery

Qualified Upholsterer in NW London, also known as The_Chair_Dresser

[Emily Desmazery @little_puffer]

Thank you @marksandspencer for your speedy response and incredible customer service 🙌 #m&srock

[M&S @marksandspencer]

@little_puffer I'm sorry to see this Emily, as I can appreciate your disappointment. Could you please send us a DM with a copy of your receipt or the barcode number that's found on the packaging so we can look into this further. Thanks - Lana https://t.co/FqaAto1Kxs

[Emily Desmazery @little_puffer]

@marksandspencer SO disappointed with your peonies, nothing has happened & now they are heading towards the bin, what a waste of time £5 of rubbish (1 flowers died instantly, so left with 4 dead flowers)

[Emily Desmazery @little_puffer]

She looks off her rocker

[Leeanne @LCarr666]

Is anyone else distracted watching @HAIMtheband on stage at Glastonbury at watching the faces Este @jizziemcguire pulls? #Glastonbury2022 #Glastonbury #Haim #HaimBand #EsteBassFace

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Vatican investigates possible miracle as UK government inexplicably finds £10bn for energy bills just 24 hours after the Sue Gray report.

[Emily Desmazery @little_puffer]

@Alsirkett @En_Neem @shaboogamoo @KallisShamaris @dubbingmonkey @Blueprint_Pics Superb stuff 👏👏 well done @Alsirkett 🎉🎉

[Emily Desmazery @little_puffer]

This was a recover of a large footstool using a @designersguild weave #tbt from 2019 #modernupholstery #designersguildfabric #upholstery https://t.co/aNWXRjsQFm

[Emily Desmazery @little_puffer]

Nice set @BBCRosAtkins also loving the hi vis jackets 😂😂

[Steve Lamacq @steve_lamacq]

This is my favourite thread of the year. Thank you for a belting set today @BBCRosAtkins Welcome back to the DJ fold. @BBC6Music

[Emily Desmazery @little_puffer]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/5CxWMoENFL

[Emily Desmazery @little_puffer]

@shaunwkeaveny When my son was 4 he named his goldfish Mr Peanut. When I wasn’t in the room my son decided to feed said fish the entire contents of his food saying he looked hungry. Poor Mr Peanut didn’t survive long after that, he died a similar death to Elvis

[Emily Desmazery @little_puffer]

Skipped https://t.co/uZTsaN0ywm

[Emily Desmazery @little_puffer]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/TnkmGh7BgJ

[Emily Desmazery @little_puffer]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/yi4kifPue3

[Emily Desmazery @little_puffer]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/ueqtPaN66Q

[Emily Desmazery @little_puffer]

💯 what she said

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

Happy❤️Valentine❤️To❤️You❤️All❤️Except❤️Twats❤️Who❤️Voted❤️For❤️Brexit❤️And❤️Twats❤️Who❤️Think❤️Covid❤️Is❤️Fake❤️You❤️Can❤️Go❤️Fuck❤️Yourselves❤️Bing❤️Bang❤️Bong❤️Mutha❤️Fuckers❤️

[Terri Teresa Anne @Hufenpuff]

@JamiroquaiHQ Whoever came up with this really should take a bow, it's brilliant

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Biden: "Noone can tell me that if that had been a Black Lives Matter protest yesterday, then they wouldn't have been treated very, very differently to the mob of thugs who stormed the Capitol yesterday. We all know that's true. And it's unacceptable. Totally unacceptable."

[Colin Tucker CMgr FCMI @Tucker_CP]

Just found out that Google Classroom and Microsoft Teams can be accessed via @Xbox and @PlayStation consoles. So remote learning can be accessed via these platforms. Spread the word! @MichaelT1979 @ST3AMCo @PaulGarvey4 @chrisdysonHT Makes access to resources even easier!

[Jon M. Taggart @jonmtaggart]

"Do you own a chainsaw?"
"Indeed."
"Can you cut down this 2ft dia, 80ft pine tree for me, please?"
"Where is it?"
"At my house........... but the house is just 3ft away to the left & a shed 1ft away to the right.
You need to miss both of them. .........Can you do it?
yes indeed..

[Emily Desmazery @little_puffer]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/JKiQHoW96T