Theodore Mochi

just a little boy ok

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

my neck sings and it’s weird

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

i am an apple cat now. android fucking sucks.

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

i have an apple tag. do YOU have an apple tag? for YOU as a life form? didn’t think you.

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

call me the fresh prince of woodstock bitch

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

i moved to grandpas and got a gf and grandpa is rich so i’m on the come up

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

sometimes i get too busy w my gf bc i got a gf now and all you single people suck bc u are single and i have a gf

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

i forgot about this shit tbh

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

my home is being robbed

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

house keep getting empty and everyone acting like this is normal

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

i wake up to ab empty house and nobody is noticing

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

hiep says we have to listen to drake or i can’t go to sleep

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

i’m having a sleepover with hiep

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

screaming until dad plays ball with me again. ball never stops. how will i ever be kd?

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

@memesiwish nice

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

dad got me a ball and now i will settle for nothing less because it’s ball forever

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

ball is life. life is ball. i am ball. ball is me.

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

i could beat kd in bball

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

i walked on mom this morning. she is not stable.

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

i hate the rolling stone top 200 list. i hate it.

[Theodore Mochi @littleballerman]

having the time of my life