kristen

eat my shorts

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Poetic Justice: Whoopi Goldberg (a woman who picked a fake Jewish last name for herself) getting suspended for a rant against Jewish people during the same week that she demands Joe Rogan’s censorship and removal.

God has a sense of a humor.

[steph @steph_mcca]

quick i need $10,000 because i have Adhd and am bisexual

[joseph petito @josephpetito]

Hello world, I am Gabby Petito’s dad. Please help me find her. She is missing and we need everyone else to find her. Please keep sharing and praying. #FindGabby #wheresgabby #bringgabbyhome #americasdaughter https://t.co/eVCi5Sn9nM

[kristen @littlebeardy]

Fuck Ellen she’s literally the worst

[Margo “Hatsune Miku” Indigo @Margolndigo]

y’all remember when ellen singled out, scolded live, then made an audience member sit in a literal “thief” chair on the stage in front of everyone because she took more than one free 30¢ item for her sister at home from a table set out for the members to get free memorabilia....

[kristen @littlebeardy]

Sounds familiar

[Scott Hoying @scotthoying]

just watched “soul”, cried, then played piano and sang for an hour.. pixar owns me

[✨ @KiannasWay]

Adulting is getting money for Christmas and paying bills with it 🙃

[jennifer 👩🏽‍💻 @JenniDigital]

Its has become very clear to me why the 1918 pandemic was followed by the roaring 20s & why people were dressing up to go just about anywhere

[Cari Kelemen @KelemenCari]

Election Status: Trump is in the process of proving he won, and Biden is pretending he did.

[Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022) @TeamTrump]

We will not bend.

We will not break.

We will not yield.

We will never give in.

We will never give up.

We will never back down.

We will NEVER, ever surrender!

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I do not know why I have never been hit by a car

[Rebecca Harding ✨ itsbexy.bsky.social @itsSupercar]

i really hope the lesson people take from elijah mcclain is not "its extra sad because he was so sweet"

but rather, "no amount of gentleness & respectability can protect a black person from the arbitrary wrath of police"

[kristen @littlebeardy]

@christine3116 Thinking of you ❤️

[kristen @littlebeardy]

My fave ❤️

[bear @iamblackbear]

3 years ago today

digital druglord

[b @thats_bet]

Me laughing at my own tweets before I post them knowing nobody gonna interact w it

[kristen @littlebeardy]

Go report this profile!! This sick bitch is posing as a friend of friends who recently died!! How dare you use someone’s pics like this. LET CARLY REST IN PEACE

[kristen @littlebeardy]

Do you really need to ask

[spur.of.the.moment @spur_of]

Omg, I gotta know