Average Axolotl

𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

Who the *hecc* allowed me to be this hot 😌

The road to recovery has been very rough but it feels so nice to finally start to love myself again 🥹

[GhosterToastersMom @TimyNerdG]

Listen. This #chickenjockey was NOT funny. My daughter and son in law were the managers of this theater in Provo Utah last night. The chicken was thrown at mall security. These were all #LDS return missionaries from BYU, and the #UofU football quarterback. It's bullshit.

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

Life update- am married, managing a cinemark, working in a boba shop as a side hustle, and doing pretty alright honestly.

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

I finished my first day of in person skills lab and it was fun in class but coming home afterwards it reminds me why I didn’t graduate high school

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to square up with a nurse so bad

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

This was supposed to post yesterday morning. Last night was in fact my worst shift yet.

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

It’s nights like this that I realize that I do very much love my job. Having residents hold my hand and tell me how much of an angel I am makes me feel like maybe I am in fact a good noodle

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

I cried three times last night. I don’t mind working in memory care. Working in regular LTC has me so worked up. It is so unnecessary for people to curse at me and treat me like I’m stupid. I’m trying to be kind and help.

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

It’s nights like this that I realize that I do very much love my job. Having residents hold my hand and tell me how much of an angel I am makes me feel like maybe I am in fact a good noodle

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

Maybe i should just be a worm

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

@karmaASSada

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

First mental breakdown of the new job ✅

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

*by upper management

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

My manager told us he didn’t care if we were on our phones and (he worded it differently) just don’t get caught??????

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

@karmaASSada @isabelly971

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

If I offer a suggestion to you to solve your problem and you respond with a very harsh “No” I will shit on your lawn I swear to GOD

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

@mikaeliringle I cannot tell if this correlates or not 😅

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

Slow revenge is the best revenge. For example- getting your ab*sive high school boyfriends Facebook deleted.

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

I told my coworker that I don’t usually talk to “hi hungry I’m dad”

I’m pretty much an extrovert now

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

@karmaASSada She didn’t do the *dishes* so instead of doing the dishes himself he threw a fit. There definitely wasn’t two bathroom sinks 😌

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

Sometimes I love my dad a lot. And sometimes he washes his paint brush in my moms bath water.

[Average Axolotl @littlebird_717]

Got shorted 2-3 hours on my last paycheck. Seems like not much? It’s almost $50 which is 1/3 of one of my bills.

Anyways if you need me I will be making to@st in the b@thtub