Erin Renshaw

I'm every woman. Nurse Practitioner/Voice Actor/Bird

[will @twothickscoops]

can't stop laughing at these early jim henson commercials where one guy just kills another for not liking wilkins coffee

[Erin Renshaw @littlebirdly]

@LaraTheGrate I’ll show up in these shorts (with this love handle!)

[Erin Renshaw @littlebirdly]

Sure, I have a decent paying job, 401K, insurance, etc but I also have at least a small order of french fries in between my car seat and center console. 🍟

[Erin Renshaw @littlebirdly]

When I die I won’t have a bunch of introspective journals left behind, but feel free to screenshot my best zingers in our group chat. #ZenDiariesofGarryShandling

[Erin Renshaw @littlebirdly]

@mradamscott @ScottAukerman is this you guys?

[Erin Renshaw @littlebirdly]

@ScottAukerman @mradamscott is this you guys?

[Erin Renshaw @littlebirdly]

Your hair’s telling me red, but your eyebrows... your EYEBROWS are telling me brownnn 🎶

[Megan Trongale @MegatronGolly]

Smile! People will wonder what you've been up to.

[Erin Renshaw @littlebirdly]

Fuck @Bitcoin, I’m investing all my money in @McDonalds Szechuan sauce. @RickandMorty out here changing lives. #Mulan

[Erin Renshaw @littlebirdly]

All books that have a Chapter 11 should name that chapter “Bankruptcy”, no matter what the book is about.

[Erin Renshaw @littlebirdly]

@nickkroll I think one of your characters is on bumble trying to smize me down

[Erin Renshaw @littlebirdly]

@Lizz Just yawned

[Lizz Adams @Lizz]

RT if you are tired

[Erin Renshaw @littlebirdly]

@emmailey You bet your ass

[Erin Renshaw @littlebirdly]

If the big one hit right as I started a puzzle, I would probably finish the puzzle before panicking.

[Erin Renshaw @littlebirdly]

@LaraTheGrate Thanks. But sometimes I get really bad feet cramps. Looking for any tips from ballet professionals.

[Erin Renshaw @littlebirdly]

We women are coming for all your creepy, disgusting jobs. https://t.co/lLat3u2oZM

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Congratulations to Reba McEntire, America's first female Colonel Sanders https://t.co/yRQyhBQVqk