Community Property

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

Is it easier to lift a lady onto your shoulders if she has a wagon?

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

I’ve spilled on a fuck load of shirts buddy, never died though

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

Beers don’t get struck by lightning

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

At a certain point you stop getting sucked off and start getting sucked in

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

No my dad knows I love anal

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

I would rather get sucked off by a lady with one arm than a missing tooth

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

I literally can’t do anything that would get the juices flowing for 3 days

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

You’ve got 30-40 from puck drop till you’re fucked

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

There’s a difference between bein a unit and having some meat on your bones. You’re in shape, just don’t watch your diet

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

Cops are network talent scouts

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

Double time is sick but havin sex is way sicker

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

If Eric can get your cock hard, I’ll look at it.

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

I was tin manned at her work function and kept saying faggot.

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

Bottom line is a good suck off makes a guy forget about tit size but tit size does not make a guy forget about a bad suck off

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

Ladies can suck it.

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

I’m here to get sucked off; as a friend.

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

I’m not gay, I’m just a freak.

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

The only way I’m down to jerk off these days is if I’m on the dust.

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

I mean I could hang out with ladies but - I am not down.

[Community Property @littlebitofoj]

I was driving past the movie theatre, tin manned, today and I thought fuck it would be sick to see a movie.