littleboatjack

Alright...who brought the dog?

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

@RickHelpa @ColoradoUgly I'm in. But can we turn the a/c up? I've been sweating a lot the last couple days.

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

Thank you for saying that - I can't be rushed this summer.

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

I think this says we're proud to present a woman on fire at the Wiltern?

[Live Nation Latino @LiveNationLatin]

¡LOS ÁNGELES! Ya disponible la Pre-Venta exclusiva de Live Nation en donde podrás reservar los mejores asientos y paquetes VIP antes que nadie para @anabarbaramusic #MiRevanchaTour el sábado 7/27 en @Wiltern, utiliza el código “MASHUP”👉https://t.co/fmFdsdNhHI

#LNL #LiveNation

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

Tell us everything now

[New York Post @nypost]

Lea Michele drops hints about her wedding dress https://t.co/L7N6cpdhtl

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

Cool. You go first.

[KTLA @KTLA]

Some with L.A. County arrest warrants can get them expunged at a warrant-clearing event in South Whittier tomorrow https://t.co/71YXCwmBgI

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

@Slate They'll get into that at the memorial service.

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

Only every single day and twice on Sundays.

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

@rilaws You have to hold it in for James Taylor.

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

Lotta duck-lipped new-BMW-driving vapers in the valley tonight.

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

@SamSykesSwears You try not farting when you're eleven months pregnant (something is wrong)

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

The two for Tuesday Patron shot deal ends at midnight, not at 2am on Wednesday. https://t.co/XLDzJkHlIU

[Louie Mantia, Jr. @Mantia]

What‘s something that seems obvious within your profession, but the general public seems to misunderstand?

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

I really thought we'd still be saying scratch yo neck.

I'm gonna start it back up. You'll see.

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

KFC gravy is thicker than blood. https://t.co/45WdFwaq10

[The Hill @thehill]

Photo of intense Trump-Macron handshake goes viral https://t.co/gtdUblNfPQ

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

@clmazin No joke. My dad was 48. I'm 47 and have had 3 colonoscopies (not necessary outside of such a family history). So easy and even if they find anything (if results are a fear) it's very treatable if caught early in a vast majority of cases.

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

@EricDSnider @Sinemia They've been busy working on their social media presence.

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

Cool. Cool. Cool. Will do. But I have thousands of cable channels and I'm not seeing you anywhere. What channel are you on? https://t.co/Zxm6XUMXcR

[Bill O'Reilly @BillOReilly]

Sarah Sanders wins the argument over media bias again today - this time regarding the Roseanne situation. Please read what Ms. Sanders said in the WH briefing, and check out our analysis tonight on https://t.co/fqUvO5EEW0.

[Phil Hendrie @realphilhendrie]

White people have not been impugned as a race; for instance enslaved, or legally prohibited from activity granted other citizens over centuries. And certainly not stereotyped as monkeys. It’s a big, long complicated history. That’s why conservatives are too stupid to get it https://t.co/WTmQfjiucr

[Glenn Thrush @GlennThrush]

I am watching you from the twitter account of the president https://t.co/vJgRQjiLZD

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

Amen https://t.co/NPjOn4dDKu

[littleboatjack @littleboatjack]

A lot of my favorite cello jams are from Schindler’s List. Tough to party to, but I manage.