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315 - 518 | UAlbany | she/her/hers

[Kaya @kyylien]

hey btw for anyone new here for nado season…. DO NOT DO THIS

[Grace 🦎🩵🐣🐈‍⬛🌃 @HormoneHangover]

Holding someone else’s newborn hits like drugs. So soft. So squishy. My 9 month old feels like a muscular Tasmanian devil squirming in my arms and trying to grab my glasses and then I get handed this little warm hot pocket that just sighs and goes :o

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this perfectly captures public opinion of crypto

[_Lunnie.M.♊���💜 @LunnieDlamini]

NYE is weird bc it feels like a normal day but like you’re forgetting something.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

damn i barely seen that lady stepping up the stairs into the new year, y’all ok?

[hegelian vs predator @reachrachelkahn]

"genetically engineered to survive golf cart crashes" is maybe the funniest body shaming ive ever heard

[kickVerse @KickVerseX]

I'm liking your IG photo from 8 days ago bc IG just showed me today!

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Soulmates don’t cheat 🤷🏾‍♀️

[BIG TIDDY TARYN @skinnymysterio]

And we stand by her so stay mad

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I don't have kids and this is exactly what I want my tax dollars going to.

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

Nobody - I repeat - NOBODY is attacking you for praying.

We are attacking you because that is ALL you do. Your actions clearly indicate that you do, in fact, believe that it is a substitute for any other meaningful method of change.

[s k y e @SkyeAsiyanbi]

So many parents feel they’re smart enough to homeschool their kids and it’s like………..ur not lmfao

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

People are reading AI-generated synopses of books and then claiming they read 100 books in a book. This is how the abolition of books began in Fahrenheit 451: classics were condensed into five-minute summaries for those too busy to do the reading. Later came the burnings.

[Law Goblin @lyssamy]

The person hating on public defenders today for defending "bad" people is super wrong but most of their arguments are just emotional. And honestly I understand hating me personally if I represent someone who has caused you pain. It just doesn't mean the job shouldn't exist.

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Lmaoo I did not expect her to go this hard

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

there’s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win

[t ♚ @ironmikal]

i don’t think any marginalized person is unfamiliar with the idea of a conservative who will smile in your face and then vote to take away your rights

[r daneel olivaw @trillharris]

Why do people do this. Like its stupid in 50 different ways

[izzybela @the4thbondsmith]

the one thing i miss about food service is being able to shut myself in the walk in freezer when i’m overheated and overstimulated. i’ve never found another method that’s as effective at clearing my mind