Katie🕷

we coulda been just eating lasagna no issues😤✊ she/her

[Katie🕷 @littlechef_kt]

my predictions for 2026

[the Rich @Duderichy]

BREAKING: the dumbest person you know got a masters degree from an ivy league graduate program

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

[lady (lauren) jessica @laurenjesholmes]

born to dilly dally forced to lock in

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

my ass thought that was a rabbit

[steph @steph0sims]

inside out 2 if it was filmed inside my head

[venus @venuslovesrats]

via reddit: "I tried to take a cute video of the babies but Carter is a yoghurt monster."

TW: CARTER

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

I’ve watched this 20x this morning https://t.co/LDeu3Q3Wlt

[SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @TheBustyCryptid]

I can't help but think about this from the bee's perspective. Imagine hobbling away from a permanently crippling injury, wandering a figurative desert chasing illusory food, and then having a paradise built around you for you to live out the rest of your days.

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

GRAND SLAM ADLEY!!!

[Katie🕷 @littlechef_kt]

people like this baffle me. like they’re so dumb you can’t even argue with them bc their brains are too smooth to process😭

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

For the record:

YOUR religion tells YOU what you can and can't do. It doesn't mean shit to the rest of us.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

You should be able to leave work early if you have hobbies that you feel like doing

[Katie🕷 @littlechef_kt]

@garmetar love, friendship, potato <3

[Drew Garland @drew_garland]

Person 1: hey did you go see the new Holy Infant?

Person 2: I did

Person 1: what’s he like?

Person 2: so tender and mild

Person 1: what