Corey Jordan

Skate, die, grape soda.

[Corey Jordan @Littlecoreyj]

So first day on the job n I already got to threaten to cutoff delivery to a customer who was late on payments #breadmuscle

[Corey Jordan @Littlecoreyj]

Anyone got a suggestion for cool stuff to see in #Detroit ? Got an evening to blow before #ChivsDet tomorrow

[Corey Jordan @Littlecoreyj]

Now for two hours of Rush Limbaugh condemning empathy and anyone who feels the government can improve

[Corey Jordan @Littlecoreyj]

Check out @insert_jordan it's like me in one word followed by a proper noun

[Corey Jordan @Littlecoreyj]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, where all the dudes have killer 70s hair and mustaches #StarWars #RIPporkins

[Corey Jordan @Littlecoreyj]

So the #RKO is a fuckin rad maneuver, shame Randy Orton can't get a crowd excited for shit

[Corey Jordan @Littlecoreyj]

Why is randy Orton always rubbing his nose?

[Corey Jordan @Littlecoreyj]

As a rule I don't cue up for shit. The train boards when it boards you seat-thirsty fuckers

[Corey Jordan @Littlecoreyj]

Bout to catch some z's in this alley what's good

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(603): YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO

[Corey Jordan @Littlecoreyj]

Shoutout that bassline from garage band. U know the one

[Foxy Shazam @foxyshazam]

99 bottles of pee on the wall. http://t.co/ATTf1aI4Ee

[Corey Jordan @Littlecoreyj]

Taking all my strength to not watch game of thrones with my folks and say "oh I've seen her in porn"

[Corey Jordan @Littlecoreyj]

@ryanohm GET UP

[Corey Jordan @Littlecoreyj]

And now I'm sad and listening to the smiths. Thanks.

[Corey Jordan @Littlecoreyj]

Red Velvet cake ain't all that

[Corey Jordan @Littlecoreyj]

I can hear the production staff talking

[Corey Jordan @Littlecoreyj]

Yo wait changed my mind this chick Natalya just did a huge German suplex into a sharpshooter it was sick

[Corey Jordan @Littlecoreyj]

Turn on Wrestling: Diva Belt Match. They're 20 seconds in