brisn

writer for the wire, twilight, jumanji (1995), citizen kane, frankenstein (1819 edition), meditations, magna carta,

[brisn @littlefeIIa]

they couldnt make garfield 2 today because they woul

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KRAMERRRRR

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[brisn @littlefeIIa]

melt

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@MisterGravyBoy @poisonjr you dont mess with the zohan

[Business Insider @BusinessInsider]

A software engineer was granted a religious exemption from using AI at work. Legal experts say others may follow now that the Pope has raised concerns about the tech's impact on humanity. https://t.co/Cn2BvGc4xc

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[brisn @littlefeIIa]

in the elevator the only neighbor who i havent met told everyone else hes having a baby and i said congratulations man and he said “oh yeah you can be a part of this conversation too” and i have felt like the most evil man on earth for days

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@maybetyler__ heres the other guy lol

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alright whos buyin me a car

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@maybetyler__ shes all safe and back home now!!

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@maybetyler__ mom totalled my car while i was hopital. everyones okay!!!

[brisn @littlefeIIa]

i cant explain it but theres something kind of hot about the in n out uniforms

[brisn @littlefeIIa]

i hope they start inventing boring sports so we can get more great movies. challengers and marty supreme were great but imagine the horniest movie you can about cup stacking. robert pattinson and ella purnell.

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@boss_on_here @CredenceClearoj get his ass boss

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@Benioff @salesforce We’re not just talking about poopy diapers — we’re wearing them.😎

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@JeffMyLifeUp @mersomas @ougi0000 thank god my systems can just understand words and dont need to read letters? Jeff this is not an attack but I think your worldview is poor, and I believe the people around you would benefit if you took a minute or two to reconsider.

[brisn @littlefeIIa]

@JeffMyLifeUp @mersomas @ougi0000 i just put my calculator into 70 mph mode. sitting in the back seat, hoping it doesn’t have to do any spelling checks on the signs it’s supposed to interpret