Foote Locker

[Foote Locker @littlefooteee]

A special shoutout to my roommate’s dog Thelma for waking me up when I forgot to set my alarm. Thanks Thelm for gettin me to work on time. #truhomie

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@hayden_park01 @SarahEArms Why don’t we just bring the whole fam!

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*wafts redbull vodka*

“hmm... hints of sweet motor oil.. yes.”

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You’re confusing

[Foote Locker @littlefooteee]

Update: I hit a car today... so naturally I’m gonna blame mercury

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Can I just blame everything on Mercury being in retrograde??

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I just found a Cheeto in my bed but I can’t recall the last time I ate cheetos 🧐

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Missing those Fuzzy’s marg dates after having a rough day. Why do my friends live so far away..

[Foote Locker @littlefooteee]

I think it would be really cool to learn how to professionally play the spoons

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Omg Bob’s Burgers just cracks me up

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This light pollution really darkens my nights 🙃

[HOTROD FOREVER @aaronnnbadd]

I CANT BREATHE. 😂💀

[payton kramer @payton_kramer]

doing the right thing is the harder choice sometimes :/

[Dr. sama @buharisama]

The jealous girlfriend/unfaithful guy meme has an entire story.

THREAD.

[Foote Locker @littlefooteee]

The music from euphoria just puts me on a whole nother level