Madame Zeroni

sugar, spice, and nothing else because I'm probably allergic

[Madame Zeroni @littlehaining]

✨ 𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮 ✨
💕ｈαℍ𝔸 💕
💠 𝕱𝖚𝖈𝖐 💠

[Madame Zeroni @littlehaining]

I dream of being a rock climbing, yogi, Pilates princess, aerialst, flexible girly but alas I am but a 9-5 girly with asthma who is exceedingly average at all her hobbies

[Madame Zeroni @littlehaining]

~Everyone telling me that it's a good thing I have so much time to plan my wedding ~
*Me lurched in a corner looking up 150 options of every type of vendor because I have the time*
...yes......so good......

[Madame Zeroni @littlehaining]

My current karen-esque project is reporting the ice cream truck (that definitely sells more than just ice cream) to 311 over and over again because it sits outside my building and blasts its music late at night, which apparently is also illegal

[Jess Davies @_JessicaDavies]

His victim had to have her tampon surgically removed.

[Madame Zeroni @littlehaining]

There's many parts of wedding planning that can be stressful but my main stressor based on my timeline is that all of my bridesmaids are going to be pregnant

[Madame Zeroni @littlehaining]

The alternate Gilmore Girls ending is lane and Dave stay together and have a successful band, and Paris comes out and marries a hippie chick to even her out in her medical career, and they all live in NYC and get together to talk about how bad of a friend Rory was to them

[Madame Zeroni @littlehaining]

@rayadeso That's a man who blames women not liking him bc he's short instead of dealing with whatever the real reason is

[Carlos @SomeKirbyFan]

why what happened

[Madame Zeroni @littlehaining]

I'm rooting for the eagles bc I love silver linings playbook

[Madame Zeroni @littlehaining]

@rayadeso Mr brightside better be in the mix

[Madame Zeroni @littlehaining]

You ever find out a couple is pregnant and your first thought is "I really hope the kid gets their recessive genes" ?

[lauren @winonaddict]

lane kim im so sorry for what the gilmore girls writers did to you

[Madame Zeroni @littlehaining]

@ask_aubry https://t.co/v5ByTeonEu

[harrison (///) @harrisondubay]

joe biden pardoning his son is something i could imagine giving a shit about in the universe where we didn’t elect a felon rapist

[Madame Zeroni @littlehaining]

If I get married my goal is not to get skinny, but to get so jacked that when I walk down the aisle people are like "oh he better not upset her she can beat him up"

[Madame Zeroni @littlehaining]

My lirr train thoughts are more unhinged than my regular thoughts

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

clock it gurl

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

Trump hasn't named a Secretary of Education yet because he can't find anyone in his inner circle who is allowed to get within 200 yards of a school

[Madame Zeroni @littlehaining]

Mac and cheese is just inside out ravioli