Claire McAuley

“A fox dressed as a woman dressed as a fortune teller.” Interpretation Manager @mediamuseum. Referee @wearerainycity. Bit loud. She/Her.

[Claire McAuley @littlehide]

Not me catching Covid and getting ghosted by a stand-up comedian in the same week ✌🏻

[Reductress @Reductress]

Why I Asked Him to Call Me 'Cousin' in Bed: https://t.co/F2FYkWrc01

[Claire McAuley @littlehide]

This reads like something from ITYSL.

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

truly amazing indictment statement opener

[Claire McAuley @littlehide]

@cathypilk 😂😂😂 “this was booked when the queen was still alive”

[Patrick @PrayForPatrick]

this is the most Donegal sign I’ve ever seen

[Claire McAuley @littlehide]

Jury still out on Stooky Bill. (Thank you @MediaMuseum )

[michael wave @michael___wave]

there's people who are definitely in the barbie movie (top line stars i've seen give interviews) and those definitely not in the barbie movie (your cat) and then a whole gamut in between who, thanks to memes, may or may not be in the barbie movies as far as i know

[Jessica Hayden @_JessHayden]

There’s something so funny to me about this Jack Grealish quote being beautifully presented on The Times/Times Sport Instagram accounts

[Louis Theroux Bot @louistherouxbot]

I'm in Reykjavik to meet Eloise, a former swinger turned tech bro who believes Hitler wrote Candle in the Wind

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

A boop from Lightning the sloth! The sloth is not lazy, just slow. Instead of foraging all day long to get enough energy from the leaves it eats, the sloth conserves energy by being inactive.

[Caroline, NO @CarolineOh_]

Babe, wake up, new AD tour with David Harbour and Lily Allen just dropped

[Leevs x 🌙🪐 @HelloItsLevi]

Kim Kardashian has purchased Hayley Croppers red coat for a staggering $1.4 billion

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

I have started watching Mad Men. I wish I loved anything as much as these people love cigarettes.

[Crafty Glass @craftyglassldn]

Making a pingwing

[Tom Kingsley @kingsley_tom]

the Succession theme tune perfectly syncs up with the old Stath Lets Flats title sequence

[Claire McAuley @littlehide]

Tonight I got to inform a karaoke room full of English people that Zombie by the Cranberries is about the futility of the troubles and I have never felt more powerful.

[Claire McAuley @littlehide]

I am so very sad about Noodle 😭

[City Report @cityreport_]

Vincent Kompany on if he would take Cristiano Ronaldo at Burnley:

"We need players who can run..."

[via @BBCSport]

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mimi. She's what is known as majestically circular. Her utter rotundness is simply a sight to behold. We've never seen someone so round, yet so regal. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[Ash Preston @TheAshPreston]

I've always wanted to put Kevin Webster from Coronation Street punching people to The Beastie Boys.

Today I did. Enjoy your evening x