Lizard McIntyre

Retired merch girl. Current bartender. Future nurse.

[Lizard McIntyre @littlelizard07]

@cemcinty 😍😍😍 https://t.co/LIa5uNw2WP

[Stevie Burries ✰ @sburries14]

Someday my kids will be like, "hey mom, can we get another puppy" and I'm gonna be like, "heck yeah what a great idea" & we'll have 76 dogs

[Lizard McIntyre @littlelizard07]

@cemcinty there's really no need to improve your skills. All of my arguments typically don't follow common logic... Your best bet is to cave

[Lizard McIntyre @littlelizard07]

@cemcinty... I see this in our future... https://t.co/9OPacB2RaD

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

[sitting at a table]

Wife: writes number on paper and slides it across.
Me: crosses out and writes new number

*thermostat negotiations*

[Lizard McIntyre @littlelizard07]

#tacos #saturday #truestory @cemcinty

[Lizard McIntyre @littlelizard07]

@cemcinty idk, man... They seemed to warm up to Leia a lot more. I think my chances might be better if I have those sticky buns...

[Lizard McIntyre @littlelizard07]

All I want for Christmas is an #Ewok. Or to be accepted into an Ewok tribe...@cemcinty?? #StarWarsTheForceAwakens

[Lizard McIntyre @littlelizard07]

You know you're bartending a #sorority party when every song is their favorite song.
#bartenderlife

[Lizard McIntyre @littlelizard07]

@agentbond001 thankssssss! Decatur visit soon?

[Lizard McIntyre @littlelizard07]

"Nothing like selling your body on Coruscant..." - @LINTL1CKER
#StarWars I

[Lizard McIntyre @littlelizard07]

This could have been yours, @JoshKincheloe @LaceKincheloe. From - @LINTL1CKER

[SoccerGirl @SoccerGirlFC]

Congrats to our bud @indicowie who continues to amaze us!! First female to ever land a three revolution😝https://t.co/cZqFzwsR9A #ladyballer

[Lizard McIntyre @littlelizard07]

Just jumped out of bed for a pre-midnight run to hit my daily goal. This #Fitbit is seriously cramping my sleep schedule. #goals #dominate

[Lizard McIntyre @littlelizard07]

Liz - 1
Spider trying to hitchhike - 0
Not today, lil buddy. Or ever again.

[Shakopee Police @ShakopeePD]

Let's make sure that August is the only thing that burns red at @VansWarpedTour. Pack some sun screen and drink lots of water! #warped2015

[Lizard McIntyre @littlelizard07]

@LaceKincheloe @LINTL1CKER @cemcinty let's not get carried away. We aren't really lavish people. More like frozen pizza people.

[Lizard McIntyre @littlelizard07]

I think I saw more girls in bras at @VansWarpedTour than on Victoria's Secret commercials. #Warped2015

[Lizard McIntyre @littlelizard07]

@LaceKincheloe we were just talking about that! If @LINTL1CKER gets the spare room @cemcinty will sleep in the tub and I'll grab the porch

[Lizard McIntyre @littlelizard07]

@LaceKincheloe missed your face yesterday, but you avoided a good case of heat stroke by staying home.

[Lizard McIntyre @littlelizard07]

Looking for a new bank. Would prefer a #Gringotts , but they don't seem to have any local branches.