The phrase "mom bod" kinda destroys me on sight like what better way to say someone is soft, sweet, and chubby than "ooughh they got that heavy soft Mom Bod, theyre lookin Milfy as heck, gonna spend hours kneading that gut like a housecat"
A man trying to insult the size or shape of womens boobs will never not be funny to me because why would you want to publicly announce you’ve never seen a pair of tits outside of porn