Emory 🏳️‍⚧️

don't shave for your partner, shave for your gynecologist

[Emory 🏳️‍⚧️ @littleowlemory]

🖤❤

[Violeten🚩🏭💻🦋💜 @indischetroopen]

CHECK THE FUCKING REPLIES IT'S SO FUNNY

[reb @bruhsound1111]

new favourite reddit post

[Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews]

BREAKING: Government confirm that beefing with rap groups will remain a top priority ahead of minor concerns such as the housing crisis

[Emory 🏳️‍⚧️ @littleowlemory]

Does anyone know how to tape my hand (with kt tape) to stop my index finger hyper extending backwards? It's the mcp joint (my knuckle), it's been so painful for like a month and I need it to stop bending that way
The pain is here and my finger extend backwards like this

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

♥️

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

q-tip box: DO NOT PUT Q-TIP IN YOUR EAR!!!

me, moments before fucking up my ear: glad they said that. that’s an important warning for other people that don’t have my special q-tip technique

[Emory 🏳️‍⚧️ @littleowlemory]

@caitlin_hebron Exactly!! We brave the stingy cold for a good reason!!

[Squash 🔜 Blizzcon @squashmoen]

Speak for yourself. People still ask me if I’m the guy who’s friend c*me in his hand.

[Emory 🏳️‍⚧️ @littleowlemory]

This means that we will be out €65 each week in just taxi fares to work, this is ridiculous

[Emory 🏳️‍⚧️ @littleowlemory]

This is a fucking joke
Tried to call Local Link to complain about the bus times changing because our work our literally revolve around that bus, told me to contact TFI because they don't make the timetables. Call the TFI and it says that it only has Bus Eireann support

[Emory 🏳️‍⚧️ @littleowlemory]

@rattstyerell I'll keep this in mind thank u

[Emory 🏳️‍⚧️ @littleowlemory]

If anyone is wondering what it's like to work in tech repair it's essentially just googling everything

[Emory 🏳️‍⚧️ @littleowlemory]

@DeanDobbs "Lips" was so funny and impactful that a bag of lips made an appearance in our weekly DnD game. It's a reference I make frequently and my character failed his con save and fainted when he opened the bag

[Emory 🏳️‍⚧️ @littleowlemory]

Yessss Hank!! Literally me rn

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

No one bother me the new Orla Gartland album is out.

[Emory 🏳️‍⚧️ @littleowlemory]

Here lads yous didn't even want it in first place, you can't have it now!

[T. Bernadetti @MrsRoyKeaneo]

"That's FUCKIN DONEGAL!! THAT'S OURS!"😂😂😂😂🇮🇪
#Garron

[T. Bernadetti @MrsRoyKeaneo]

"That's FUCKIN DONEGAL!! THAT'S OURS!"😂😂😂😂🇮🇪
#Garron

[Emory 🏳️‍⚧️ @littleowlemory]

Tatsune Miku

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

For the past four years it’s been my job - nay, my PLEASURE - to be the tweeter behind the @OKWildlifeDept account. This is my final post.

It’s been my absolute honor to roast and ratio some of you into the ground in the name of science. Let’s take a trip down memory lane: 🧵