Ethan Schmid

[Ethan Schmid @littleschmiddle]

gorilla shit booty sex

[julia @nottaweirdo]

indo trabalhar presencial hoje

[Anafo @Anafinio]

The jungler saying he will gank you is like the stripper saying she loves you

[Ethan Schmid @littleschmiddle]

Merry Chudmas

[Ethan Schmid @littleschmiddle]

I be taking shits for meals I don’t even remember eating

[⟡ @chalkeat3r]

Went on date with boy from twitter and he lowkey studied all my tweets to craft jokes bits and make references. I have never laughed harder in my life

[Ethan Schmid @littleschmiddle]

@rapidtortoise49 6 likes. Time to switch up

[RapidT @rapidtortoise49]

First time rock climbing brought a ladder because I was little nervous

[Ethan Schmid @littleschmiddle]

What’s a good first deal to make with the devil for someone who has just gotten into sinning?

[Ethan Schmid @littleschmiddle]

@rapidtortoise49 rapidtortise498 for the win!!!!

[Anime Visuals @Xanimevisuals]

Mona Lisa with a Kuronami Vandal😭

[raebit 🎃 @cujohtena]

i had fun sending tiktoks with you

[Ethan Schmid @littleschmiddle]

My take on the 2024 election is that hamburgers and cheeseburgers work well with fries

[Ethan Schmid @littleschmiddle]

Bro asked “do you want your receipt?”

[Ethan Schmid @littleschmiddle]

When you’re buying gummy worms at the 7-11 at 2 am and the cashier repeats the phrase the unborn pharaoh you met on shrooms told you to recognize him by