Darcy

My dog is usually upside down. Tweets from Seattle. she/her
#acab #fuckthepolice support trans rights

[Darcy @LittlestBirds]

@brokeymcpoverty 65-lb retriever with a whole entire house full of furniture available to him; he is squozed into a literal child's novelty chair for some reason

[Darcy @LittlestBirds]

😭😭😭😭😭
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Darcy @LittlestBirds]

I have never seen this on a childcare form before. THANK YOU.

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

Bitch Crystals: Brenda

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

The New York Times covering trans issues (parody)

[Darcy @LittlestBirds]

Please Tom Holland cameo during Umbrella 🙏

[Kate Mooney @yatinbrooklyn]

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

[UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance @FalconryFinance]

Ohio right now

That's a giant cloud of polyvinyl chloride and a ton of other bad chemicals

The local police blew it up like a beached whale, now megatoxins are Chernobyling Ohio and there's a news blackout and the police are beating reporters and camera people and dragging em

[reb @rebmasel]

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

If someone stepped on a rake and bonked themself 6 times in a row it’d be funny 6 times. If they took a break for a few hours the 7th rake would be even more hilarious

[David Mandel @DavidHMandel]

A message from Former Vice President Johah Ryan
@VeepHBO

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

There’s nothing in the rules that says a dog can’t be Speaker

[Alex Su @heyitsalexsu]

Me getting rid of all unread emails this morning

[Darcy @LittlestBirds]

@meekohi Lol I was just making that up but BEHOLD??
https://t.co/eI4z9Wbxlh

[Georgia DNR Wildlife @GeorgiaWild]

GUYS! OUR BIOLOGISTS CAME THROUGH! I REPEAT! OUR BIOLOGISTS CAME THROUGH!

The video evidence you've all been waiting for: 500 lb. Bear Squeezing Through Tiny Crawlspace Window Caught On Security Camera https://t.co/oxDXwpJrQX

[Darcy @LittlestBirds]

I am feeling exactly the correct amount of upset that Georgia had to inform Washington about this

[Darcy @LittlestBirds]

@meekohi The Georgia DNR would not just make shit up for internet points! That's the government!

[worms cited @christapeterso]

i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:

DAY 1 – ARRIVAL

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

This morning, Ingraham High School students and the Seattle Students Union have organized a district wide walk out. The students will meet at City Hall at 11:30 to demand the City Council take $9 million from SPD to pay for 1 counselor for every 200 high schoolers in the City

[Seva @SevaUT]

we criticize hollywood for lazy tropes but our two main antagonists right now is a former kgb agent with a penchant for poisoning and an emerald mine heir who wants to live on mars. if these were bond villains they’d be dismissed as caricature

[preston @prestovision]

dentists after assuring me the x-ray machine is harmless