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jelly roll is a psy-op send tweet

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when a dog is too well-trained i worry it doesn’t have a soul

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influx of reactionary MAiD discourse from american outlets during a trade war .. okay

[地獄ケーキ(Hokusaist)👹🐉🗡️🇺🇸 @JigokuCake]

"If you get sad in Canada, they just blow your head smoove off."

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fell asleep wearing my earbuds and upon waking up in the middle of the night i started panicking bc i couldn’t find the third earbud that i was convinced existed

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when ppl use their customer service voice i just do it back at them. we’re in this together twin let’s see how high pitched we can get

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lalalala don’t care don’t wanna know. i got that dogma in me

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nothing better than nighttime for #jaywalkers like me 🔥🔥

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@tgwdlm YAAAAAAASSSSS

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this is the kind of love jane austen wrote about

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

going from app to app trying to avoid AI

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i wish i was hot and ethnically ambiguous so they’d put me on a college brochure

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wait no

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yeah bro tonight’s gonna be crazyyy i’m gonna get high and floss my teeth till i reach bone

[⸜(｡ ˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ @LASTNAMELORDE]

everybody downtown got purple lanyards— I can’t tell who’s TIFF and who’s CAMH

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@tgwdlm i’m great i have theories i want to share

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it’s not joever it’s joest getting started. put him back in the race #joe2024

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the earth is NOT round you guys. but it’s also not flat. it’s ACTUALLY a hollow polygon and i’m not telling anyone where the corners are

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ideologically i approve of cyclists but why do they have to wear those ugly fucking outfits

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every person who grew up in 🇺🇸 or 🇨🇦 have a goblin inside of us that is ready to act condescending to anyone who doesn’t treat us like the main characters of the world and our most important job is to beat the goblin with a stick until it gets brain damage

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call him Ickarus the way he’s one cringey text away from making me lose all attraction