Noah Hernandez

eating my humble pie

[Noah Hernandez @littnoah]

“I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now”.
“Why?”
“Oh, cause she’s dead.”

[Noah Hernandez @littnoah]

@hausdownn @slayyyter @slayyyter

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Heartwarming: woman uses Knicks-themed garbage can to gather trash following Finals Parade.

[Shant|Շանթ 🇦🇲🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @Karmir_Kovkas]

The opening date for section 2 of Metro’s D Line extension:

[old tom @culture_coffin]

they didn’t fire her bc she stole the can they fired her bc of the brimless snapback

[night gardener @uncanny_eli]

there is a public listing on Rightmove right now for a house in Spilsby, UK (a small town of ~3000 people). it looks like a normal house

[𝔥𝔬𝔬𝔭 @finalsnaps]

😭😭

[e augusto sandoval g @augustofilos]

Hoy gana Mexico!!

[Noah Hernandez @littnoah]

@hausdownn Hiiiii

[Liz @lzreads]

Genocidal apartheid state tweeting like it’s a meme account

[Kelly 🦋 @AllTooKellTMV]

Not them changing the caption😭

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

new york is so up it’s actually insane

[Noah Hernandez @littnoah]

@elysianwinters Green!

[Noah Hernandez @littnoah]

Being influenced to purchase a Mexico jersey even though idgaf about soccer #consumerism

[Bayleigh @Fraulein89]

Because she locked a handicapped child in an abandoned trailer overnight.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

“People just don’t want to have kids anymore!”

[Noah Hernandez @littnoah]

Not a fan of chanclas at the airport

[Communist Daughter @400luxblows]

Used the word heteronormative in my letterboxd review

[josé @dotjjpg]

noticed the older I’ve gotten the less amount of pictures I take of myself #egodeath

[Noah Hernandez @littnoah]

@hausdownn What dat mean