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Big Bird 💛

[Verónica @litty_bird]

I’m still laughing at my drunk ass passing edibles out at 4am

[Verónica @litty_bird]

😭

[Brittney 🕯 @voguebritt]

They were talking about Euphoria making people wanna do drugs, honey this show got me questioning if I really need to take Ibuprofen.

[chey @sassscakes]

“you look depressed”

thanks it’s the depression

[Verónica @litty_bird]

I love when the little old ladies in my neighborhood compliment my flowers ☺️🥲

[mikz @michaelakillaa]

Yall know what’s not FDA approved? Herbalife 😂

[Verónica @litty_bird]

Anyone else’s daughter stay strapped with an eyelash curler? Or is it just mine?

[𝕜𝕒𝕣𝕪𝕞𝕖 ♡ @kvvryme]

when bad bunny said “shorty tiene un culo bien grande” I wish my ass felt that

[Verónica @litty_bird]

@nicolehdz89 I’m still regretting this!! I’m sorry!! 😩

[Verónica @litty_bird]

This lady just made the sign of the cross as she was walking in for her covid vaccine 😭

[Verónica @litty_bird]

I spent the last hour taking pictures of my plants and my dog 😅

[Celeste @celestealicia_]

Guys I called my dog to come get the frog that just came into our apartment and pls look at him. Big for nothing!! 😂

[Verónica @litty_bird]

@Aliiiison20 That’s Eva!! 😂

[Verónica @litty_bird]

This is the year the twins are going to start fighting over clothes 😩

[Verónica @litty_bird]

😩

[Verónica @litty_bird]

@nicolehdz89 Stop acting like you didn’t smoke a joint with me on Saturday 😂

[mar @itsmariannnna]

i am not built for a 9-5 i am built to smoke weed in the sun all day with my tiddies out while i pet baby animals

[April Ludgate @Cassie_Caserole]

Suck a dick @GregAbbott_TX

[Verónica @litty_bird]

Ive never wanted to beat my kids ass more than I wanted to beat her fucking ass this morning 😤

[Verónica @litty_bird]

When you’re married to a plumber your kids say shit like “they have really low water pressure” 😂