Whitney Hopper

CHS '17 Princeton '21

[Whitney Hopper @littywhit]

I miss the old days when if you thought you might be getting kidnapped it could just be a febreeze commercial

[Whitney Hopper @littywhit]

Referencing this tweet bc I just told my parents 10 min ago that I’m car shopping again

[Whitney Hopper @littywhit]

Here’s what being a girl is like (in my experience):

Bro: I want to get a car

Dad: have u researched gas mileage? Engines? Safety features?? Ugh so lazy

Me: I want to get a car

Dad: here is the safest/most affordable one I could find sweetie *sends link*

🤷‍♀️ it has its perks

[Whitney Hopper @littywhit]

So im just supposed to live my whole life with allergies?? Take a huge pill everyday or be miserable???? Someone pls surgically remove my nose I just do not even care at this point

[Whitney Hopper @littywhit]

People who make fun of other people for how they eat meat (boneless, well done, etc) are the pick me’s of the adult world lol

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The dynamic of old people despising self checkouts with their whole being and young people loving this opportunity to be antisocial and more efficient is just amazing to me

[Whitney Hopper @littywhit]

My bf is listening to the glee version of bohemian rhapsody rn as he showers

.. what have I done he’s a bigger gleek than me at this point

[Whitney Hopper @littywhit]

I just don’t understand how people’s lips survived before chapstick was invented

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@hmmmmmmmmmmmmf Thank u I couldn’t believe it 😩❤️❤️

[Whitney Hopper @littywhit]

It only took till senior spring but... I just got an A+ for the first time since high school 😩😩😭😭♥️♥️

[Whitney Hopper @littywhit]

When my subway order literally has three ingredients, I feel like that should be an indicator that I really really don’t want you to use that knife covered in a mysterious gross sauce to cut it

Just lost half my sandwich bc of what I had to cut off 🤢😞

[Whitney Hopper @littywhit]

Soooooo interesting how now that I’m posting selfies w my bf the boy who’s been snapping me religiously bc he ‘just wants to be friends’ is suddenly nowhere to be seen
I guess he doesn’t wanna be friends anymore 😒

[Whitney Hopper @littywhit]

@tori_ell7 This is so amazing 🥺❤️❤️
Love you bestie @tori_ell7
Love you Princeton @Princeton

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Man it really sucks that we do prom when we’re 17 and awkward I wish I could redo prom now that I have somewhat figured out makeup/posing/smiling and actually have a bf

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Has anyone else never had a single order be messed up through DoorDash? Like what’s up ?? Why was I not good enough to get correct orders before?? Huh @Wendys ??

[Whitney Hopper @littywhit]

@djysong Tbh I told my bf he’s not allowed to walk alone either 😔

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Someone help me come up w a prank for my boyfriend, I’m tired of him laughing at my bad prank calls (he’s like 800 miles away so cannot be in person 🤷‍♀️)

[Whitney Hopper @littywhit]

My World 2.0 by @justinbieber is still one of the best albums ever imo
#staytruetoyourroots ✌️😤

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@littyheej @KBHopperIV @md_hopps @TuckerHart6 @tori_ell7 Hahahaha tysm I will def help you pick an equally beautiful color! 💗💗

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Ok I’m not engaged or anything but I am calling light blue for my wedding!! I know it may take several years but if you are a close friend or family member you still can NOT have it! I’m lookin at you guys @KBHopperIV @md_hopps @TuckerHart6 @tori_ell7 @littyheej

[Whitney Hopper @littywhit]

@md_hopps @KBHopperIV @TuckerHart6 @tori_ell7 @littyheej Guess you’ll have to wait till I’m done with it 🤷‍♀️ it matches my eyes, sry there’s nothing I can do about it