Things I have time for:
1. Writing letters about The Apprentice
2. Writing I QUIT before getting fired
3. Dictating tweets for other people.
4. Making perfect phone calls.
5. Grab'em by the p***y
6. Sleeping with strippers
Thing I am too busy for:
1. Testifying at US Congress
Stop asking "If this had happened or that had happened would @GOP be still supporting Trump?"
THOSE THINGS (and WORSE!) have already happened, and @marcorubio and @tedcruz still support Trump, even though he almost get Pence & Kevin killed. Even @GOPLeader himself does!
Donnie's own lawyers just announced that Trump has been lying and the American people selected Joe Biden. #ImpeachmentTrial
And the #GOPCowards used that to say that the trial is unconstitutional, never mind the policeman stabbed with a flag.
Donnie's own lawyers just announced that Trump has been lying and the American people selected Joe Biden. #ImpeachmentTrial
And the #GOPCowards used that to say that the trial is unconstitutional, never mind the policeman stabbed with a flag.
This is @marcorubio In his own "style" as Marco Rubio's robot tweets:
Psalm 11:5
The Lord tests the righteous, but his soul hates the wicked and the one who loves violence.
#stabbing
140 cops injured.
Brain trauma.
Crushed cervical discs.
One lost three fingers.
One was stabbed with a metal stake.
One lost an eye.
Standing with Trump and this violent crime over the police protecting us is a #ClearAndPresentDanger to our nation.
https://t.co/qFsxrtYw3w
.@marcorubio and @SenRickScott, you are paid to represent the people of Florida, but you appeared to be too busy to watch the Insurrection video.
Maybe you should both resign to free yourselves up for whatever TF it is you think you should be doing.
Why is #GOPQ trending?
a) Donald Trump led a #CapitolInsurrection and @GOP stood silent
b) Majorie Greene brought #QAon (I don't even know what it is) to Capitol
c) MTG is already more popular than McConnell ever was
or
d) MTG's AR-15 wasn't able to cut the $1400 check.
Things I have time for:
1. Writing letters about The Apprentice
2. Writing I QUIT before getting fired
3. Dictating tweets for other people.
4. Making perfect phone calls.
5. Grab'em by the p***y
6. Sleeping with strippers
Thing I am too busy for:
1. Testifying at US Congress
Tonight @RepLizCheney faced four hours of blistering criticism and didn’t yield an inch. We may not always agree on policy but I respect the hell out of leaders like Liz who are unyielding in defense of their convictions.
GOP wants to be the party of law and order. But Ted Cruz, Steve Scalise, Marjorie Greene:
1. Defend Trump after #CapitolRiots killing cops
2. Defend #QAnon, putting Greene on committees
3. Encourage every president to commit impeachable offenses towards the end of their term.
First the typos in Dr Biden's dissertation, then the Rolex and now Call Your Mother. This administration is so full of scandals.
Sometimes you just gotta feel nostalgic about Trump, the hookers and the perfect phone calls.
Let us put things together:
1. Trump needs money for his business loan repayments. (Otherwise, bankruptcy #5)
2. Trump has no cash available
3. Launching a political party (MAGA party) can bring in the cash needed
4. Art of the STEAL is ready to launch
Let us put things together:
1. Trump needs money for his business loan repayments. (Otherwise, bankruptcy #5)
2. Trump has no cash available
3. Launching a political party (MAGA party) can bring in the cash needed
4. Art of the STEAL is ready to launch
The 18-year-old Kenosha gunman charged with fatally shooting two people at a protest last year is now prohibited by court order from associating with known white supremacists. https://t.co/H5nwvb9MaM