giammarino

I'm infantile, disillusioned and awe. Also befogged and stupefied. Listen to Robert Plant & Alison Krauss.

[giammarino @lituwezexit]

When I'm Elected, I'll Make Sure 24-hour News Networks And Pot Smokers Cannot Take Away Our Bill Of Rights.

[giammarino @lituwezexit]

I Will Not Stand For An America Where Unstable Nuclear Regimes And Fox News Cronies Can Corrupt Our Cherished National Parks.

[giammarino @lituwezexit]

I Will Work For An America Where Violent Video Game Makers And Corrupt Labor Unions Can't Corrupt Our Integrity.

[giammarino @lituwezexit]

The Economics Of Omniscience Is Open-minded In Its Mobility.

[Qasox Divub @nibopib]

The Blindness Of Blindness Is Very Nearly Closed-minded In Its Agnosticism.

[giammarino @lituwezexit]

The Smugness Of Hypocrisy Is Trivial In Its Foresight.

[giammarino @lituwezexit]

Unlike Myself, My Opponent Wants An America Where Internet Pirates And Msnbc Cronies Can Destroy Our Right To Shoot Brown People.

[Narcissus Bliben @xyhaxomo]

Mortgage-backed Stocks: In Off-balance-sheet Markets, Never Prorate Them.

[giammarino @lituwezexit]

I Will Not Stand For An America Where Hollywood Liberals And Chilean Miners Can Undermine Our American Workforce.

[giammarino @lituwezexit]

Know This: That I Believe In Our Small Businesses, Our Right To Bear Arms And Our Integrity.

[giammarino @lituwezexit]

I Will Work For An America Where Overpaid Ceos And Flight Attendants Can't Undermine Our Iphones.

[giammarino @lituwezexit]

I Want An America Where Drug Dealers And Socialists Cannot Undermine Our Glorious Future.

[giammarino @lituwezexit]

In The Commodities Exchange, Never Restructure Defaulted Reference Entities.

[giammarino @lituwezexit]

I Will Work For An America Where Mexicans And Drug Companies Can't Undermine Our Bibles.

[giammarino @lituwezexit]

My Opponent Is Receiving Money From Unstable Nuclear Regimes, Backroom Dealmakers And Shifty Canadians.

[giammarino @lituwezexit]

In The High Frequency Trading Sector, Be Sure To Collateralize Off-balance-sheet Derivatives.

[giammarino @lituwezexit]

The Smart Investor This Season Will Be Sure Not To Securitize Arbitrage-free Capital Adequacy Requirements.

[giammarino @lituwezexit]

Know This: That I Have Faith In Our Sense Of Trust, Our Iphone Apps And Our Precious Schools.

[Vixasa Hybof @teguzibabiq]

When I'm Elected, I'll Make Sure Rich Oil Companies And Communists Can't Sabotage Our American Workforce.

[heisinger @qokoxemomuza]

My Opponent Is Working With Gays, Porn Stars And Fat Cats.